A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out what lies in store for his future.
The fortune teller looks at his little webbed palm, takes a deep breath, and says to him, “Aha! You are about to meet a beautiful young lady, who is going to want to know everything about you.”
The frog is astounded, and says to the fortune teller, “Thank you so much! I’m going to run right back to the pond so I won’t miss her.”
The fortune teller says, “You won’t meet her at the pond. You’re going to meet her in her freshman biology class.”