A man has a big fight with his blonde wife, and she storms off, fuming.
Feeling remorse afterwards for having such a fight, the man walks into his bedroom, to find his wife sitting on the bed, holding a gun to her own head.
At the sight of this, the man begins laughing.
“What are you laughing about?” she says, “You’re next!”
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