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A Few Funny Definitions For You

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I love funny definitions of words and phrases, don’t you? Here are a few funny definitions that we hope you enjoy.


A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Been there. Still there unfortunately.


A place where women curl up and dye.

Next time you are going to the beauty parlor, tell your friends you are just going to curl up and dye and watch their reactions.


Someone who is fed up with people.

I often get fed up with people, but I think there is another definition for that!


The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.



A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Isn’t that just the truth!


Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Whoever came up with that, I love their way of thinking.


Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Met a few of those in my time. Hope it doesn’t apply to me.


A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

Yup, met a few of those along the way as well.


Cold Storage.

Frequently applies to me, or used to – I am fairly lucky at keeping colds at bay these days.


Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

Definitely applies to me, makes me want to cry just thinking about it.


An insect that makes you like flies better.

Definitely! I hate flies, especially pesky bluebottles, but mosquitos are worse.


Grape with a sunburn.

Wrinkly as well, like old grapes.


Something you tell to one person at a time.

Preferrably not a gossip!


The pain that drives you to extraction.

Oh yeah, been there several times. Don’t ask about my 3 hour dentist appointments.


One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

If you can put off till tomorrow… Definitely!


An honest opinion openly expressed.

And infectious too.


Something other people have. You have character lines.

Character lines, and a turkey chin unfortunately.

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