A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop.
Yes I know, it’s going to be one of those kind of jokes, I can already hear you thinking it. Keep going though, you are going to like this one. Not a lot probably, but it’s good enough for a chuckle or a groan at least.
Anyway, where were we before I interrupted…
Ah yes… A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop.
The baker replied, “This isn’t a butchers you know, we don’t sell meat here”.
So the duck left, but the following day it went back and asked again for a pork chop.
By this time the Baker was getting just a teeny bit annoyed, so he said to the duck, “No, this is a bakery, it’s not a butchers. If you come here again I will nail your feet to the floor”.
So, the following day the duck returned and asked, “Have you any nails?”
The baker replied, “No, we don’t have any nails”.
The duck then said, “Well in that case, I’ll have two pork chops then”.
Yes, ok it’s a bad joke, but I bet you laughed or groaned. Go on admit it! Now share this and inflict a laugh or groan on some friends!
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