A doctor in Dublin wanted to take a day off work and go fishing.
So, he approached his assistant. “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients”.
“Yes, sir!” answers Murphy.
Well, the doctor goes fishing, returning the following day and asks his assistant: “So, Murphy, how was your day?”
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.”
“Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir.” says Murphy.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door flies open, and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her knickers, and then she lies down on the table, and shouts: ‘HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'”
“Thunderin’ lard Jesus, Murphy, what did YOU DO?” asks the doctor.
Murphy replied, “I put drops in her eyes.”
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