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A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

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A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

Now when you read something like that, you can be fairly certain there is a bad joke coming can’t you. In this case you are absolutely right, but keep reading, I’m sure you will enjoy it.

The Cow says: “I give 50 litres of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!!”

The Ant says: “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!!”

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