Have you ever been for a close shave at the barber’s shop?
A man entered a barber shop and asked the barber if he could give him a shave.
While the barber was foaming him up, the man mentioned the problems that he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
“Now, I have just the thing”, the barber said, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum”.
So, the man placed the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeded to give him the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asked in garbled speech, “And what happens if I swallow the wooden ball?”
“No problem”, the barber replied. “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”
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