Have you ever been for a close shave at the barber’s shop? I haven’t personally either, but often wondered what the experience would be like.
So a man entered a barber shop and asked the barber if he could give him a shave.
While the barber was foaming him up, the man proceeded to tell the barber about the problems that he had getting a close shave around the cheeks.
“Now, I have just the thing for that”, the barber said, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this wooden ball between your cheek and gum”.
So, the man placed the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeded to give him the closest shave the man had ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the man asked the barber in garbled speech, “And what happens if I swallow the wooden ball?”
“No problem there sir”, the barber replied, “just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does”.
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