Once upon a time a priest was given a new post at a church in Alaska.
After a couple of years, the bishop went to visit him to see how his new posting was working out.
“How are you doing up here?” the Bishop asked the priest.
“It’s really cold”, the priest answered. “If it wasn’t for my Rosary and my two martinis every evening, I don’t think I could make it. By the way, would you like a martini?”
“That would be most acceptable”, the bishop said.
The priest called out, “Rosary, bring the bishop a martini would you”.
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