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A Cat Died And Went To Heaven

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A cat died and went to Heaven, as cats do in all stories like this.

God met the cat at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking”.

The cat thought for a minute and then said, “Well God, all my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on”.

God said, “let it be so” and instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow to sleep on.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together.

God met the mice at the pearly gates with the same offer that ee made to the cat.

The mice thought for a minute and then said collectively, “Well God, we have had to run all of our lives, from cats, dogs and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again”.

God answered, “let it be so” and in a flash, all the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat.

He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.

God gently awakened the cat and asked, “Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy here in Heaven?”

The cat replied, “Oh God, it is truly wonderful here. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!”

In reality though, at least in my opinion, cats would never go to Heaven, because cats are evil. Their lives revolve around themselves. People are there only to serve as their slaves and to provide for them. They are destroyers of furniture, they mess in the garden and kill your favourite plants and more. Don’t get me started on the cat that shat all over our bed! Dogs on the other hand, dogs were made in Heaven…


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