Aren’t blonde women wonderful and a great source of material for jokes as well. This is a week in the life of a blonde woman, taken from her diary…
Monday:
It’s fun to cook for Bob.
Today I made angel food cake.
The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tuesday:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper.
The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress.
What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
Wednesday:
A good day for rice.
The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.
It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
Thursday:
Today Bob asked for salad again.
I tried a new recipe.
It said “prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving”.
Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden?
Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies.
It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it.
There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.
Sunday:
Bob’s folks came to dinner.
I wanted to serve roast.
All I could find was hamburger.
Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.
It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
Good night, Dear Diary.
This has been a very exciting week.
I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob.
If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate mousse.
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