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A Blonde Woman’s Diary

Aren’t blonde women wonderful, and a great source of material for jokes as well.

This is a week in the life of a blonde woman, taken from her diary…


Monday:

It’s fun to cook for Bob.

Today I made angel food cake.

The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.

The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday:

Bob wanted fruit salad for supper.

The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress.

What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

Wednesday:

A good day for rice.

The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.

It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath. I can’t say it improved the rice any.

Thursday:

Today Bob asked for salad again.

I tried a new recipe.

It said “prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving”.

Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden?

Friday:

I found an easy recipe for cookies.

It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it.

There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday:

Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.

He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).

For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:

Bob’s folks came to dinner.

I wanted to serve roast.

All I could find was hamburger.

Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.

It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

Good night, Dear Diary.

This has been a very exciting week.

I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob.

If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate mousse.


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