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A Blonde In Winter

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A blonde woman was driving her car one winter day in the Midwest USA. A a truck stopped for a red light and she caught up and stopped alongside it.

The blonde woman jumped out of her car, ran up to his truck and knocked on the door.

The truck driver lowered his window and she called out to him “Hi, my name is Jess and you are losing some of your load”.

The truck driver ignored her, the lights changed to green and he proceeded down the street.

When the truck stopped for another red light, the wlonde woman caught up with him once more.

Again, she jumped out of her car, ran up and knocked on the door of the truck cab.

Again, the truck driver lowered his window.

As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde woman said brightly, “Hi my name is Jess and you are losing some of your load!”

Shaking his head in disbelief, the truck driver ignored her again and off he continued down the street as the lights changed to green.

At the third red light, the same thing happened again.

All out of breath, the blonde woman got out of her car, ran up to the truck and knocked on the truck door.

The truck driver rolled down his window yet again.

Again the blonde woman said “Hi, my name is Jess and you are losing some of your load!”

When the light turned green the truck driver revved up and raced to the next light.

When he stopped this time, he hurriedly got out of his truck and ran back to the blonde woman.

He knocked on her window and after she lowered it, he said: “Hi Jess. My name is Mark. It’s Winter in Indiana, there’s six inches of snow on the ground and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”


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