A Blonde In Winter

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/95128916@N00/14440771677One winter day in the Midwest USA, as a truck stops for a red light, a blonde catches up and stops alongside.

The driver jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Jess and you are losing some of your load.”

The trucker ignores her, the lights change to green, and he proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up once more.

Again, she jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door of the truck cab.

Again, the truck driver lowers the window.

As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, “Hi my name is Jess, and you are losing some of your load!”

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again, and off he continues down the street as the lights change to green.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.

The trucker rolls down the window.

Again she says “Hi, my name is Jess, and you are losing some of your load!”

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says: “Hi, my name is Mark, it’s winter in Indiana and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/95128916@N00/14440771677

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