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A Blonde Hair Stylist Selling Her Old Car

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A blonde woman hair stylist was trying to sell her old car, but she was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had done a lot of miles.

To say it had done a lot of miles was a bit of an understatement, in fact it had almost 230,000 miles on it. That’s the equivalent of driving more than 9 times around the equator!

One day, she told her problem to a brunette that she worked with at the beauty salon.

The brunette told her, “There is a a way that you could make the car easier to sell. It will work, but it’s not legal”.

“That doesn’t matter” the blonde woman replied, “if I can only sell the car I will be happy”.

“Well”, said the brunette, “here is the address of a friend of mine who is a mechanic and owns a car repair shop. Tell him that I sent you and he will fix the car for you. Then you shouldn’t have any problem trying to sell your car”.

The following weekend, the blonde woman went to see the mechanic.

About a month later, the brunette asked the blonde woman, “Well, did you manage to sell your car?”

“No”, replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”

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