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A Blonde Guy Joke

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This might just be first blonde guy joke.  For me it was well worth the wait, I hope it is for you too…


So an Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating their lunch up there on the 20th floor of the building site when the Irishman said: “Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building”.

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time in my lunch, I’m going to jump off this building too”.

The blonde guy then opened his lunch box and said with disgust, “Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping off this building as well”.

So the next day came around and before you know it, it was lunch time again…

The Irishman opened his lunch box, saw the corned beef and cabbage and jumped off the building to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw that he had a burrito and he too jumped off the building to his death.

The blonde guy opened his lunch box, saw the bologna sandwich and just like the other two, he jumped to his death as well.

At their joint funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much”.

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s guy’s wife.

“Hey, don’t look at me”, she said. “He made his own lunch”.


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