The flight attendant on a plane that was headed to New York approached a blonde woman who was sitting in the first class section, requesting that she move to a seat in economy because she had only purchased an economy class ticket.
The woman replied to the flight attendant, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m not moving!”
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to come and speak with her.
So, the co-pilot went to talk with the woman and asked her to please move out of the first class section into economy.
Again, the blonde woman replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m not moving!”
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what should he do.
The captain said, “I’m married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this”.
So the captain left the flight deck and went to the first class section, where he whispered in the blonde woman’s ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, “Why didn’t anyone just say so?”
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked the captain what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, “I told her the first class section wasn’t going to New York.”
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