When they went to enter through the gates, they were stopped by St. Peter and an obedient angel.
St. Peter motioned for the girls to come closer, and said to them, “Before I can allow you to enter into the Kingdom of Heaven, you must answer a simple question”.
“What is it?” all three asked in unison.
“The question is”, St. Peter replied, “have you been a good girl?”
He asked the question of first girl, the brunette.
“Oh yes”, she said. “I have always been a good girl. I was a virgin before I got married and was still a virgin even after I got married”.
“Very good”, said St. Peter. “Angel, give this girl the golden key”.
So, the angel gave the brunette a golden key, and off the trotted through the pearly gates and into Heaven.
“Have you been a good girl?” he asked the second girl, the redhead.
“Well, I have been quite good” she replied. “I was a virgin before I got married, but was not a virgin for very long after I got married”.
“Very good”, said St. Peter. “Angel, please give this girl the silver key”.
So, the angel gave the brunette the silver key, and she too trotted off through the pearly gates and into Heaven.
Finally, St. Peter asked the same question to the blonde girl.
“Have you been a good girl?” he asked her.
“Oh no, not at all”, she replied. “I practically had sex with every guy I met before and after I got married. Any time, any place, anywhere. My friends used to call me Martini!”
“Very good indeed”, said St. Peter. “Angel, please give this girl… my room key”.
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