Michael met Paddy in the street and said to him, “Paddy my old friend, can I give you a bit of advice?”
“Sure”, said Paddy, “what’s that bit of advice you’re wanting to tell me Michael?”
Michael replied, “Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?”
“Bejaysus” Why’s that?” Paddy asked.
“Because”, Michael said, “the whole street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday”.
Paddy replied, “Stupid so & so’s! Well, the laugh’s on them because I wasn’t home yesterday”.
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