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A Bar Of Chocolate

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: eight year old boy is walking down the road one day on the way home from school, when a car pulls over and stops next to him.

The car window is wound down, and then the driver calls out to the young boy, “If you get in the car, I will give you $10 and a bar of chocolate”.

The boy refuses and keeps on walking.

A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over alongside the young boy again.

“How about $20 and two bars of chocolate?”, asks the driver.

The boy tells the man to leave him alone, and keeps on walking.

Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side of the  road.

“Ok,” he says, “This is my final offer. I’ll give you $50 and all the chocolate and candy you can eat”.

The little boy stops, goes over to the car and leans in through the window.

“Look,” he shouts to the driver. “You bought the damned Volvo, Dad. You’ll just have to live with it!”

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