I had a winter power cut at my house this morning. It’s just what you need this time of year isn’t it! It’s cold and dark outside, you have no heat, no light, nothing! Welcome to Winter! I was just sitting watching television, fairly zoned out, when suddenly the lights […]
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Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck that was walking on the […]
A blonde woman was driving her car one winter day in the Midwest USA. A a truck stopped for a red light and she caught up and stopped alongside it. The blonde woman jumped out of her car, ran up to his truck and knocked on the door. The truck […]
One morning in the middle of winter in South Dakota, a husband and his blonde wife were sitting in their kitchen, listening to the weather forecast on the radio while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You […]
They say that there is a really cold winter expected this year. The Farmer’s Almanac is predicting a very cold winter, there are lots of berries on the holly trees and a lot of acorns on the ground from the oak trees, it certainly looks like there are more than […]
I just had a Christmas phone call from a friend of mine who lives in Michigan. He said his wife hates winter. Since early this morning, he told me, the snow had been falling heavily and it was now almost waist high. The temperature had already dropped below zero and […]
Is the winter going to be cold this year? That’s a good question for the Native American Indians. It was late fall one year and the Indians who lived in a village on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to […]
You know winter is approaching when you wake up in the dark. Do you hate winter? I definitely do. This is a short story about waking up one dark winter morning and nothing went according to plan. This morning, like the other weekday mornings in the last 2 weeks, have […]
Two hunters used to go off together moose hunting every winter, but they had never had any success and always came home at the end of their hunting trip without a single trophy to show for it. Finally, after a lot of thought, the pair of hunters came up with […]
So one day these three blondes were up in Canada one Winter and they decided to go ice fishing. Despite spending the whole day up there on the lake, they didn’t manage to catch a single thing. By the time they had dug a hole big enough for their boat […]
This is a story about retirement in South Florida. I don’t know who wrote the original version of this and suspect it’s been embellished over the years. I have done my own editing as well to try and give a feel of the experience of being retired and living in […]
So there was this virgin who lived with her grandmother and was going out on her first date with a young man. Her grandmother, knowing that her granddaughter was rather naive when it came to the ways of the world and boys in particular, wanted her to be safe and […]