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What’s New On The Laughline

Keep up to date with what’s new on The Laughline and what’s topical with our list of things to look out for in Summer 2023. Summer means holidays and vacations, […]

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Overweight Husband

Mary was fed up with the fact that her husband Derek was overweight, so she put him on the spot and asked him why he wasn’t doing anything about shedding […]

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There Was A Young Man From Rhyll

There was a young man from RhyllWho wanted the ultimate thrillSo he went for a rideOn a new water slideBut the cold water gave him a chill Rhyll is a […]

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Lexus Dealership

A middle aged lady walked into a Lexus dealership and started looking at the brand new Lexus cars that were on display in the showroom. She browsed around for a […]

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Digging A Ditch

It was a boiling hot summer day and Johnny and Henry were working hard digging a ditch, which in that heat as you might imagine was hard work. Meanwhile, Roger […]

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A Greengrocer’s Daughter Named Lucy

A greengrocer’s daughter named Lucy Had melons that were large, ripe and juicy She got plenty of stares As she showed off her wares And it sure was a sight […]

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An Irishman And A Greek

An Irishman and a Greek were sitting outside a coffee shop one day and they were discussing who had the superior culture, the Irish or the Greeks. After a few […]

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Our Lawn Mower Broke

A rainy Summer day like today always makes me think back to when our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run. My wife kept hinting to me that I should get […]

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Topical Jokes

We are generally too busy to keep up with all the topical jokes about today’s political gaff or the latest blooper, but we still have a number of topical jokes, […]

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Coca Cola Salesman

A Coca Cola salesman returned from an assignment in the Middle East, very disappointed with his lack of success. A friend asked him why he hadn’t been more successful with […]

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Dublin Courthouse

It was the height of summer in the city of Dublin and everyone was enjoying a summer fair. That is to say, except at the Dublin courthouse, where it was […]

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Downsizing At The North Pole

This is a recent announcement from Santa Claus about downsizing at the North Pole and it came as a great shock to the long time employees at North Pole Trading. […]