Keep up to date with what’s new on The Laughline and what’s topical with our list of things to look out for in Summer 2023. Summer means holidays and vacations, maybe trips overseas or to the beach and hot weather. Here are some ways to find topical jokes for the […]
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Mary was fed up with the fact that her husband Derek was overweight, so she put him on the spot and asked him why he wasn’t doing anything about shedding a few pounds, especially as Summer was fast approaching. “But Mary honey”, he replied, trying to fob his wife off […]
There was a young man from RhyllWho wanted the ultimate thrillSo he went for a rideOn a new water slideBut the cold water gave him a chill Rhyll is a seaside town in Wales. You can find more information on this page. Image Used Under A Collective Commons License from: […]
A middle aged lady walked into a Lexus dealership and started looking at the brand new Lexus cars that were on display in the showroom. She browsed around for a while, not really seing what she was looking for, then spotted the perfect car and walked over to inspect it. […]
It was a boiling hot summer day and Johnny and Henry were working hard digging a ditch, which in that heat as you might imagine was hard work. Meanwhile, Roger was sat under the shade of a tree sipping on a cool drink and watching them. Johnny asked Henry, “Why […]
A greengrocer’s daughter named Lucy Had melons that were large, ripe and juicy She got plenty of stares As she showed off her wares And it sure was a sight to see An original Limerick by The Laughline Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/face-melon-red-summer-beauty-1461610/
An Irishman and a Greek were sitting outside a coffee shop one day and they were discussing who had the superior culture, the Irish or the Greeks. After a few lattes, the Greek stated with superiority, “Well, my ancestors built the Parthenon, it’s a marvel of engineering”, arching his eyebrows […]
A rainy Summer day like today always makes me think back to when our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run. My wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed, but I always had something else to take care of first. Things like the shed, the boat, making […]
We are generally too busy to keep up with all the topical jokes about today’s political gaff or the latest blooper, but we still have a number of topical jokes, memes and funny stories in a number of categories on our site. There are certain times of the year when […]
A Coca Cola salesman returned from an assignment in the Middle East, very disappointed with his lack of success. A friend asked him why he hadn’t been more successful with the Arabs. The salesman explained to his friends that when he got posted to Saudi Arabia, he was very confident […]
It was the height of summer in the city of Dublin and everyone was enjoying a summer fair. That is to say, except at the Dublin courthouse, where it was business as usual. In the dock stood Murphy, a real down and out drunk, with a nose as red as […]
This is a recent announcement from Santa Claus about downsizing at the North Pole and it came as a great shock to the long time employees at North Pole Trading. Dear North Pole Inc. employees. Two of of our reindeer, Donner and Blitzen, have elected to take our new early […]