SPRING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDby 15th May NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a ThermostatStep by Step, […]
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Paddy and Seamus decided to go for a motorcycle ride one sunny but frosty day in early Spring. They had been driving through the countryside for a while when Paddy, who was sitting behind Seamus, called out to him. “Seamus … Seamus … the wind is so cold it’s cutt’n […]
Here’s a lovely little story about trees, we hope you enjoy it. Ok, so two tall trees were growing in the woods. They had been growing next to each other for many years when one Spring they noticed that a small tree had begun to grow between them. One tree […]
Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they were to be executed in the morning. The veally frustrating thing was though that none of them could remember what […]
We are generally too busy to keep up with all the topical jokes about today’s political gaff or the latest blooper, but we still have a number of topical jokes, memes and funny stories in a number of categories on our site. There are certain times of the year when […]
The Top 10 Worst Gifts A Man Can Buy A Woman For Christmas! What a nightmare it can be trying to buy something for that special woman in your life! I know I always struggle to find something for my wife and have got it wrong a few times. Have […]
Father O’Donnell woke up Sunday morning to find that the weather was absolutely perfect for a round of golf and he desperately relished the thought of just being out there on the golf course. He mulled this over in his head for some time, since it was a Sunday and […]
Realising that his son had reached the age of thirteen, a father asked his son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, obviously troubled by this and he suddenly burst into tears. Confused as to what the problem was, the […]
An old priest had come to visit a sick parishioner who lived in a lonely farmhouse in the west of Ireland. He arrived on a freezing cold, horribly wet day and was greeted by the farmer and his two sons. “Come in Father”, the farmer said. “My wife is through […]
In the beginning, God created the earth, but thousands of years later, mankind decided that nicely manicured lawns were an improvement on the natural environment that God had created. Mankind, especially those who live on the outskirts of the large cities, the “suburbanites”, no longer wanted to look out on […]
A little boy was walking home from church down a dirt road one Sunday afternoon, when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. “Hello,” said the little boy. “Hi,” replied the little girl. “Where are you going?” asked the little boy. […]
All this cross-breeding of dogs is getting crazy, so crazy that the following new dog breeds are now recognized by the American Kennel Club. Well maybe they are, I don’t really know for sure. This is a joke after all, but we found these really funny and thought you might […]