A man went into a flower shop, looked around and seemed rather unsure as to what he was looking for, so the florist asked him if she could be of assistance. The man said nervously, “Er, I’d like some flowers please”. “Certainly, Sir”, the florist replied, “What sort of flowers […]
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It was the opening day for a new business and a friend of the owner decided it would be a nice gesture to send them flowers for the occasion. Well, the flowers arrived, but unfortunately, when the owner read the card that came with the flowers, it said “Rest in […]
Marion loved growing flowering plants, but unfortunately she had developed a reputation over the years for having plants and flowers die under her care. Even though poor Marion followed the planting and watering directions to the letter, still her plants would just wither and die. One day, she put three […]
A man was at the cemetery and had just placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother. He had started walking back toward his car, when his attention was diverted to another man who was kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound […]
Here is a fun test to reveal your personality. It’s a simple test that requires you to select a gift from a list and based on your choice, we will endeavour to interpret your personality. Ok, are you ready to start? Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, […]
A young man walked into a flower shop. He looked around for a few minutes, then picked up a bunch of beautiful, red roses. As he was paying for them, the florist winked at him and said “I hope these get you laid tonight”. The young man quickly blushed and […]
The high school prom was just weeks away and Tommy was really looking forward to taking Samantha, one of the hottest seniors at the school, to the prom. He had been wanting to ask her out on a date for ages and the high school prom was the perfect opportunity […]
Have you ever wondered, do dogs go to Heaven? I know this is a question that a lot of people have pondered over the years and being “man’s best friend” and for many of us a part of the family, we would like to think that dogs go to Heaven […]
Two old women, Mabel and Hilda, were sitting on a park bench outside the local Town Hall, where a flower show was being held. Mabel leaned over and said, “You know Hilda, life is really boring isn’t it. We never seem to have any fun these days, at least not […]
The office Christmas party can be a joyous affair, I have been to a few like that, but it can also be totally ruined by different minority groups who never seem to be happy, no matter what is decided. Below is the HR correspondence regarding one such party, the plans […]
If you want to know how to really annoy your IT Support Department, just follow through the list below and see which one takes your fancy today. Your IT Support Department members have had a lot of training in dealing with a myriad of different computer related problems. Whether it’s […]
It’s tough being a man, especially when everything that you say and do is twisted and used against you. Take the following situations, where no matter how hard you try and whatever you do, everything is your fault and you are in the wrong. If you put a woman on […]