4th July In Canada

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/vectors/maple-leaf-canada-canadian-emblem-38777/An American tourist who was visiting Canada celebrated the 4th of July by getting stone drunk.

He became obnoxious and disorderly, and was hauled into court for disturbing the peace.

“How do you plead?” the Judge asked.

“Not guilty!” replied the accused.

“How can you plead not guilty? You are drunker than a skunk,” thejudge said.

“Well, you see, it’s like this, your honor”, the man said. “I was only following orders. When I got into town, there was this big sign that said, DRINK CANADA DRY. And that’s what I did.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/vectors/maple-leaf-canada-canadian-emblem-38777/

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