He became obnoxious and disorderly, and was hauled into court for disturbing the peace.
“How do you plead?” the Judge asked.
“Not guilty!” replied the accused.
“How can you plead not guilty? You are drunker than a skunk,” thejudge said.
“Well, you see, it’s like this, your honor”, the man said. “I was only following orders. When I got into town, there was this big sign that said, DRINK CANADA DRY. And that’s what I did.”
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