“Would you like a new fur coat?”, he asked.
“Not really”, Margaret said.
“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?”, Charles asked her.
“No thanks”, she responded.
“Well, how about a new vacation home in the country?”, Charles suggested to her.
Margaret again rejected his offer with a firm “No thank you”.
“Well what would you like for your anniversary?”, Charles asked.
“Charles, I would like a divorce”, answered Margaret.
“I’m sorry darling, I wasn’t planning to spend that much”, Charles replied.
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