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30th Wedding Anniversary

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Their 30th wedding anniversary was due, so Charles asked his wife Margaret, what she would like to do to celebrate it.

“Would you like a new fur coat?”, he asked her.

“Not really Charles”, Margaret said.

“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?”, Charles asked her.

“No thanks”, she responded.

“Well, how about a new vacation home in the country?”, Charles suggested to her.

Margaret again rejected his offer with a firm “No thank you Charles”.

“Well, what would you like for your anniversary?”, Charles asked.

“Charles, I would like a divorce”, answered Margaret.

“I’m sorry darling, I wasn’t planning to spend quite that much”, Charles replied.

I’m not totally sure, but I do believe that’s when the fighting started…

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