25 Facts Of Life That Men Wished Women Knew

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/47619880@N04/4420456374There are many times when women don’t understand men, and vice versa when men don’t understand women.

It’s a fact of life that the brains of men and women are wired differently, and all too often we just don’t think the same way.

Here is a list of facts that men wished women knew. I’m sure (as men) that we can relate too most if not all of these.

  1. Crying is blackmail.
  2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
  3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
  4. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
  5. Get rid of your cat.
  6. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
  7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
  8. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
  9. You have too many shoes.
  10. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
  11. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up put it down.
  12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
  13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
  14. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
  15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
  16. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
  17. Sunday = Sports
  18. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
  19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
  20. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
  21. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
  22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done – not both.
  23. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
  24. You have enough clothes.
  25. Nothing says “I love you” like sex.

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