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24 Hours To Live

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A man returned from a visit to his doctor and told his wife the horrific news. The doctor had told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

With this in mind, the man did what any number of other men would do in his position and asked his wife if they could have sex.

So, being a good wife and feeling sorry for her husband, she agreed and they made love in all kinds of positions for hours, until they were both exhausted and looking at the clock his wife pointed out that it was time for lunch.

About six hours later, the husband went to his wife and said, “Sweatheart, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?”

His wife agreed, so off they went upstairs to the bedroom where they did it again for a couple more hours. First he was on top, then she was, then he tried doggy style, sixty nine, you name it, they did it. Well, other than swinging from the chandelier, because they didn’t have one in the bedroom and the ceiling fan seemed a little bit dangerous, but you get what I mean.

Later that evening, as the man climbed into bed, he looked at his watch and realized that he now has only 8 hours left to live.

He touched his wife on the shoulder and asked, “Honey, please… could we have sex just one more time before I die”.

Loving wife that she was, she said, “Of course, Dear” and so they made love for the third time.

After this session, the wife was completely exhausted and she rolled over in bed and fell asleep.

The man, however, worried about his impending death, tossed and turned for ages, until he looked at the bedside clock and found that he was down to just 4 hours left to live.

He tapped his wife on the shoulder again and she slowly came round from a really deep sleep.

“Honey, I have only 4 more hours left to live. Do you think we could…”

At this point the wife cut him short, sat up in bed and said to him, “Listen Roger! I have to get up in the morning for work. You don’t!”

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