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Top Ten Signs You Are Having An Easy Time In Jail

Spending time in jail is supposed to be time spent paying for your crimes, but sometimes a jail sentence is far too easy in the opinion of a lot of people. Here are some signs that you might just be having an easy time in jail at the expense of […]

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Good Friday

A man was in front of me coming out of church on Good Friday. The minister, who was standing at the door as always to shake hands with the parishioners, grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside. The minister said to him, “You need to join the […]

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Scene At A Fine Restaurant

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, when this absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, gave the husband a great big kiss, then said she would see him later and walked away. Heads turned in the restaurant as the woman walked across […]

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Eyesight Test

A Polish immigrant to the United States went to the Department Of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. Having completed the application form, he then had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card that contained with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N […]

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The Talking Clock

A drunk man was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led his guests to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. “What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “It’s not a gong. […]

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Women Think Differently

If you weren’t aware that women think differently to men, this short story ought to prove a point. One day a woman received a text message from her husband: “Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They are doing […]

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Old Men Talking About Golf

Two old men were talking about golf. One was a keen player, and the other knew absolutely nothing about the game, despite his having lived for many years. Talking golf with the uninformed can lead to some surprising mis-interpretations, as you will see in this golf story. Fed up with […]

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Overtime

Malcolm had gone to his secretary’s apartment for some hot overtime after work. They had an amazing evening, indeed nothing was spared as they shared just about every act of passion for hours and hours. However, Malcolm suddenly woke and was horrified to find that it was three in the […]

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Differences Between Boys And Girls

Have you ever wanted to know what the differences are between boys and girls, and I don’t just mean that boys have “dangly bits” and girls don’t. “Equal” is not always synonymous with “the same“. Men and women may be created equal, but boys and girls are not born the […]