From all of us here at The Laughline, we wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. You can find all our Christmas Jokes and Funny Pictures in our Christmas Jokes category. We look forward to bringing you many more reasons to laugh with more funny jokes […]
The Mafia were looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were “protecting“. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for the job, thinking that if he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able […]
It’s Christmas Eve in Heaven, where three men who died on Christmas Eve have just arrived and they are met by Saint Peter. “In honour of the season”, Saint Peter says to them, “Before I let you pass through the pearly gates, you must each show me something that represents […]
My Grandma hated me at Christmas! Every year when I was growing up, we would travel north to spend Christmas at my Grandma’s house with the family. It was great fun spending Christmas with my cousins and we always had a great family Christmas party on Boxing Day with the […]
I really love this Christmas to-do list. I know this is a jokes and humour site, but sometimes I believe we should also be sharing thoughts that might help to make the world a better place to live in. Wishing you all a wonderful Christmas Season, and please help to […]
We all know how hormonal women get when they are pregnant. It’s easy to trigger mood swings, especially during the latter stages of pregnancy. Sometimes it pays to think twice before you open your mouth when talking to your pregnant wife. What comes out of your mouth could not only […]
It is Christmas Eve and a man is up on a rooftop about to jump off and end it all. His wife is leaving him for another man. He has lost his job and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Life has just gone so horribly wrong for […]
I will never forget that Christmas when I was five years old. I had thrown quite a few tantrums that year, as I guess many five year olds do and to my horror, waking up on Christmas Morning, I had just one present and that was a lump of coal. […]
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He then ran his hand over her breasts, touching them […]
A priest was walking along the corridor of the pre-school wing, when a group of little ones trotted by on their way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four, stopped and looked at the priest in his clerical clothes and asked, “Why do you dress funny?” […]
