The Irish Intelligence Agency lost track of one of its secret agents, so they call in their top spy hunter to try and locate him. The head of the Agency says to the spy hunter, “All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he is […]
Douglas Manson is dying. He is lying on his deathbed, knows that the end is near, and the time has come to make his last wishes known. His nurse, his wife, his daughter, and two sons, are with him. He beckons to his wife, who comes to his bedside, and […]
A blonde woman buys a puzzle and takes it home. After an hour she has none of it together, so she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. She says, “I just bought this puzzle, but i can’t find any of the edges and none of the pieces fit together, not […]
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of The Good Samaritan. She asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?” A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, “I think I’d throw up!”
Murphy and Paddy were sitting at a pub, drinking Guinness and watching the brothel across the street. They watched as a Baptist minister walked into the brothel. Murphy turned to Patrick and said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.” A few minutes later, […]
A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples alternate shot Tournament at his local golf club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and hit a tremendous shot, the ball flying 300 yards straight down the middle of the fairway. When they reached the ball, the […]
A photographer is determined to get some photos of ghosts, so he goes to a haunted castle one Halloween, confident that he will succeed in his endeavour and that the photographs he will take will make him a small fortune. Well, needless to say the photographer wasn’t disappointed when only […]
A number of years ago the Dunne family lived in a small cottage up in the hills above Killarney in Ireland. There was Seamus and Isobel Dunne and their family of six boys. They lived a happy but isolated existence, being up in the hills which was fairly remote from […]
The Sunday School teacher was describing to the children how Lot’s wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt. Little Johnny interrupted her with, “My Mommy looked back once while she was driving”, he announced triumphantly. “Is that so”, the Sunday School teacher responded, “What happened?” Little […]
“Margaret”, her friend Helen asked thoughtfully one day, “what would you do if you caught your husband cheating with another woman?” “Another woman with MY husband?”, Margaret replied, “I’ve never thought about it, let me think…” So Margaret thought it over, and said to her friend, “Let’s see. First, I […]
