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The Speed Trap

A middle aged man was really enjoying a drive down a country road in Indiana when he inadvertently drove through a police speed trap. He had only purchased his  Mercedes convertible a few days beforehand, and as it was a perfect day for driving in the country, with no cars […]

The Middle Of The Night

It’s the middle of the night and this man is in bed with his wife when he hears a loud knocking on the front door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. To his surprise, it’s half past three in the morning! Sod that for a game of soldiers, […]

The Strange Noise Coming From Outside

Last night, just before we went to bed, I could hear a strange noise coming from outside. It wasn’t the normal constant “THUMP THUMP” sound that you hear when someone has the bass turned up, so that you don’t actually hear any music, just a thumping sound. It was a […]

Total Strangers: The Sleeping Carriage Mixup

A man and a woman, both total strangers who have never met before, find themselves the victims of a booking mixup when they find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, with the train full and no opportunity to change the situation that they […]

Sign In The Restroom

Being really frustrated with the mess that was made daily in the men’s restroom, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it: “Think!” The next day, when he went to the men’s restroom, he looked at the sign, and right below it, […]


One day, an elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for some Viagra. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many would you like?” The elderly gentleman answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but please can you cut each one in four pieces.” The pharmacist, […]

The Perfume Counter

Two leggy blondes walk up to a perfume counter in a large department store. The first blonde picks up a sample bottle of perfume, sprays it on her wrist, smells it, and says, “That’s nice, don’t you think, Tracy?” Tracy takes a sniff of her friend’s wrist, and says, “Yeah, […]

Old Lady On A Park Bench

When I left the office and went out to lunch today, I noticed that there was an old lady about 75 years old who was sitting on a park bench outside the mall, and she was sobbing her eyes out. I felt that I just had to stop,  and I […]

The Supernatural

A professor at Auburn University in Alabama is giving a lecture on the supernatural to a large audience of students. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands. “Well that’s a good start. Out of those […]

Wife Control

Men always like to brag about their marriages and just how much control they have over their wives. There were three married men talking in the pub, and the topic of their banter eventually turned to that of married life. Two of them were talking about the amount of control […]