Sinead and Paddy have been married for a few years. But something has been troubling Sinead, and the time has come to get it off her mind. Sinead says, “Paddy, we’ve been married a long time now. You’re a good lookin man and all, and I think you’ve slept with […]
A guy met this amazingly beautiful girl in a bar and asked her, “May I buy you a drink?” “Okay”, she replied, “but it won’t do you any good”. So the guy bought her a drink and they sat and chatted for a while, during which he just couldn’t take […]
A cowboy walked into the crowded saloon, took his pistol out of it’s holster, spun the cylinder and yelled, “I have a Colt 45 and it’s fully loaded. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife”. A voice from the back of the room called out, “You don’t […]
A man was driving down a quiet country road, when suddenly, a rooster ran out into the middle of the road. The car hit the rooster with a loud BANG and although the man slammed on the brakes as hard as he could, it was too late. The rooster disappeared […]
I stumbled across this music video of some Russian Hillbilly Music on this dull, grey, wet and windy Sunday morning, while browsing some music videos for another totally unrelated band. My first reaction was “what the heck am I watching?” but the more I watched the more I fell in […]
Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into the cell, grab the French spy, drag him into the next room and sit him down in a a chair. […]
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia, he was always so tired but struggled to sleep at night. The doctor gave him a physical examination, and couldn’t find anything physically wrong with him. “Listen”, the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to […]
A man decides to buy his wife some expensive lingerie for Valentines Day, so he pays a visit to a well known fashion store in the mall that always advertises the sexiest of underwear for women. While he is looking around the store, he notices that as the prices of […]
The university basketball coach stormed into the president’s office one day and demanded a raise right then and there. “Oh Please”, protested the college president, “you already make more than the entire History Department put together”. “That may be so”, the basketball coach replied, “but you don’t know what I […]
A new retirement community opened in town, and after the first batch of elderly people had moved in, the community manager summoned them to a meeting in the lounge. The manager addressed all the new residents, stating that he wanted to make them aware of some of the rules of […]
