A woman went into a hardware shop, picked up a can of fly spray, handed it to the assistant and asked, “Is this good for wasps?” After looking at it for a moment, the assistant said, “No madam. It will kill them”. 60 SHARES Share on Facebook Tweet Follow us […]
A man died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment outside the pearly gates. As he stood there in line, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan who threw […]
Two elderly ladies meet while out shopping, after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, as elderly folks do, one asked how the other’s husband was doing. “Oh! Bob died last week”, the elderly lady said. “He went out to the garden to dig […]
A Judge asked the defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chainsaw”, the Judge said to him. From out in the public gallery a man shouted out, “You lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!”, the Judge shouted back to the man, all the […]
Be honest guys, how many times have you plucked up the courage to go over and chat to a pretty girl, spoken your pick up line and got immediately shot down in flames? I know it’s happened to me. Ok, so it was many moons ago, it’s been forever and […]
A sales representative, who after a few years of struggling to sell products for a second rate company, had grown tired of his job, deciding to give it up to become a police officer. Several months later, a friend who used to work with him asked him how he liked […]
This is a Halloween trick or treating horror story that I originally wrote back in 2010 and published on the now defunct Yahoo Voices. If you are of a nervous disposition or HORROR or creepy stories freak you out, it’s probably best that you page down and skip to the […]
I think everyone ought to be labelled by their business sign. We are all used to being categorized by our Astrological sign, but what if you were to assign personality types to different types of job, so you could analyze and categorize people by the type of work that they […]
I think we can all identify with at least some of these words that don’t actually exist but ought to. They describe those moments, people or actions in life that really ought to have a word associated with them. We hope you enjoy this list. If you can think of […]
Roger walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here.” The bartender says, “You want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?” Roger says, “Oh, I want them […]