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Playing A Round Of Golf

Here is a great collection of quips about playing a round of golf. If you are an experienced golfer, you will almost certainly relate to a few of these, if not most or even all of them. Golf is like that, a game of skill that very often turns into […]

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The Old Mother Superior

An old Mother Superior was dying. She was close to 100 years old and had lived a long and faithful live. The nuns in the convent were all gathered around her bed, trying to make her last journey comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused […]

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At The Dentists

The pretty young lady was at the dentists having a tooth extracted. The dentist gave her the usual “This won’t hurt a bit” routine, before bending over her with a drill in his hand. As he started the drill going, with that shrill sound that sets everyone’s teeth on edge, […]

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Airlines Cut Services

If you have been on board an airplane in recent years you will be well aware how airlines cut services to avoid their planes flying at a loss. It used to be that on most if not all flights, you would get complimentary drinks and a snack, often a meal. […]

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Office Depot

I tried once to get a job at Office Depot and Staples. It wasn’t because I needed the money. I just wanted to steal from a company that would never run out of office supplies. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/25955895@N03/37240719134

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What Does It Mean To Be British

One of the British national daily newspapers asked it’s readers “What does it mean to be British?” Some of the comments left on their website were hilarious, but this one from a reader in Switzerland beats the rest hands down. Being British is about driving in a German car to […]

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Cricket On Sunday

Bertie always played cricket on Sunday, which troubled his wife, who was a devout Christian. She asked the vicar, “Is it a sin for my husband to play cricket on Sunday?” “It’s not a sin”, the vicar replied, “but the way he plays, it’s a crime!” Image used under a […]

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What Scotsmen Wear Under Their Kilts

I think by now everyone must have heard stories about what Scotsmen wear under their kilts. Well, a tourist who was visiting Edinburgh, was mightily curious about this fact. Having seen a lot of handsome and rugged Scottich men wearing kilts, she finally plucked up the courage to ask one […]

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The Piano Tuner

The doorbell rang and the lady of the house opened her front door to find a workman, who was standing there holding a box of tools. “Good morning Madam”, he said, “I’m the piano tuner”. The lady looked puzzled and questioned him, “I’m sorry, I didn’t send for a piano […]

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The Executive’s Wife

The executive’s wife thought that she would surprise her husband one day, so she dropped by his office unannounced. When she opened his office door, she found him in a rather unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap. Totally taken by surprise but managing to appear only slightly […]