When the court case was about to begin, the Judge asked one of the Jurors “Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?” The Juror replied, “I don’t want to be away from my job that long, your honor”. The Judge then asked him, […]
At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked if she could use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the infant scale had been sent for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby […]
While he was eating in an expensive restaurant, a patron overhead the gentleman at the next table ask the waitress to pack the leftovers from their meal for their dog. It was then that the gentleman’s young son exclaimed loudly, “Whoopee! We’re gonna get us a dog!”
A blonde woman walks into the drugstore, goes up to the counter and asks a clerk for some bottom deodorant. Charlie, the friendly local pharmacist, overhears her request and is a little bemused. “We don’t sell bottom deodorant Miss. I’ve never even heard of it”. Unfazed by his response, the […]
Two drunks are staggering home along the road, when one drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the full moon”. The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “You’re wrong, that’s not the moon, that’s the sun”, the drunk says. They began to argue […]
An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” […]
Do you remember your first time in a shopping mall? Did you find it pretty amazing? One day, an Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for the first time and they were amazed by almost everything they saw. What amazed them most, however, were two shiny, […]
The wife was in the kitchen cooking them boiled eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in and immediately she turns to him and says, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment”. Her husband, thinking it’s his lucky day, bends her over the kitchen table, spreads her legs […]
Sometimes it’s hard for us older folk, “seniors” if you want to call us that, to keep up with current dress code trends and to not just look “old” like our parents and grandparents. Many of us “Old Folks” (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are […]
Bubba and his pregnant wife live on a farm way out in the country. There is no running water, no electricity, etc. It’s a very basic country lifestyle. One night, it’s time for Bubba’s wife to begin delivering their baby, so Bubba heads off into the small nearby town and […]
