A man walks into a bar one day, with a little turtle in his hand. The turtle is a sorry sight to behold. His one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender asks the […]
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer who is standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Thinking that this looked rather unusual, he pulls the car over to the side of the road, and notices that the farmer is just standing […]
Below are some actual answers to various sixth grade history tests. It’s amazing how children (and adults too at times) misinterpret things and describe them back to us. I first read this many moons ago. It’s still funny though. Hope you think so too. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by […]
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She hysterically explains her situation to the dispatcher: “My car has been broken into, they have stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. […]
Did you know that life is a test, and you are graded on a curve… At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…having money. […]
We all know that men and women drive differently. Well at least stereotypically they do, meaning that not all men are good drivers, and of course not all women are bad drivers either. And both men and women love to go on a road trip. But here is where the […]
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman […]
Once upon a time there were two canaries in a cage, one male and the other female. After many months, the male decided to meet the female. So he scooted over to her side of the cage and said, “Since we’re in this together, why don’t I move over to […]
A husband and wife were playing golf together, when the man’s wife was severely stung by a bee. The wife was streaming in agony, so her husband ran quickly back to the clubhouse, to look for a doctor. “Come quickly!” he said. “my wife’s been stung by a bee.” “Where […]
A really thirsty man goes into a bar. He sits down, and waits for the bartender to serve him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, “I’ll have another waterloo.” The bartender gives him a tall ice cold drink, then asks the newcomer what he would like […]