Why are wedding dresses white? It must have been a very brave man who wrote this joke. If you are going to share it, I guess you are even braver. You are going to share this right, or are you a wimp? One day, a son asked his mother the […]
Two women dog owners were arguing over which of their dogs was smarter. The first woman bragged, “My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. Then, he takes a newspaper and brings it to me”. The second woman replied, “I know”. The first […]
Prison inmates at a correctional facility in Ohio were allowed to shine shoes in order to earn some extra money. One day, a man was having his shoes shined when the prisoner began to complain. “Here I am with a degree and I have to resort to shining shoes”, the […]
A man was sitting alone in his living room one night when out of his ashtray, up popped a genie. “…and what will your third wish be?” the genie asked him. The man looked at the genie in surprise and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third wish […]
Did you hear the story about when Paddy broke his leg and his mate Michael went round to see him? He found Paddy sitting on the couch with his leg in a cast, up to the thigh. Michael asked him, “How are you doing Paddy?” Paddy replied, “Do us a […]
A man was shopping in the menswear department at Bloomingdale’s, when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman who was standing behind the sales counter. He went up to her, smiled and said, “Good morning, madam”. She smiled back at him pleasantly and asked “And what would you like?” The man […]
One day, Little Johnny went to the library and asked to check out a book titled “A Comprehensive Guide for Mothers”. “Is this for your mother?” the librarian asked him. “No”, Little Johnny said. “So why are you checking it out?” the librarian asked him. Little Johnny replied, “Because I […]
An Irish farmer had a mule whose ears were so long, that every time he put him into the stable, the mule grazed his ears on the top of the doorway. So the farmer decided to knock six inches off the wall over the doorway. “Why don’t you take away […]
Have you ever wondered what the difference is betweeen a Specialist, a General Practitioner and a Pathologist? Well, here in a nutshell we can resolve that problem for you by defining the differences between these three professions in simple language that you should understand. A Specialist is someone who knows […]
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with a very unusual offer. “Look”, the groom said, “I will give you $250 if you will change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I have to promise to love, honor and obey and forsaking […]
