Satan And The Old Man

SATAN AND THE OLD MAN Just a few minutes before the church services started, congregation were sitting in their pews and talking, as is quite normal in a small town church where everybody knows each other. It’s a good opportunity to catch up on news and of course to gossip. […]

My Dad Stole Things From Work

I heard a rumor today that my Dad had stolen things from work. Can you believe it! My Dad being accused of stealing things from work.! It’s not like he works in an office or in a finance company, he only works out repairing the roads, but nevertheless these accusations […]

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At The Disco

On Saturday night I took my wife to a disco, something we hadn’t done in a long time. Well, there was this guy on the dance floor, and he was definitely giving it the old John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever. He was breakdancing, going somersaults and backflips, even moonwalking. […]

Indian Junkies

There were these two Indian junkies who were down on their luck. Both were desperate for another fix, but they had no money, and all attempts to beg, steal or borrow had left them not so high and dry. They raided the cupboards in the house one final time, and […]

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My Wife’s Fur Jacket

My wife has always wanted a fur jacket, and to be honest, while I have wanted to buy her one, just looking at the price tag has been enough to give me a mild heart attack. Well, last week I was walking past a clothing store, and I saw this […]

Heavy Traffic

Heavy Traffic

So I’m driving down the highway with my girlfriend in my Mustang convertible, and we get stuck in heavy traffic. She is blonde by the way, a stereo-typical blonde in many ways, head full of air, and that’s not just because we had the top down either, it’s just the […]

The Alamo

The Alamo

6th March 1836 started off quietly, just like any other day at The Alamo. Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the fort, and as he usually did after getting up, then walked up to the observation post that was situated along the […]

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Antique Tables

Antique tables make great gifts don’t they, but sometimes it’s hard to find what the style of antique table that you are looking for, or if you do the asking price is out of your range. So why not drop by this great store out in the boondocks that is […]

Ripsnorter Is A Wonderfully Descriptive Word

Of all the words that exist for passing gas, the term Ripsnorter conveys a sense of power and awesomeness of the act of farting. ¬†It’s a wonderfully descriptive word don’t you think. A Ripsnorter could never apply to a regular toot, trump, or any other common terms for blowing off. […]

Fart Warning

What If Farts Were Colored?

Have you ever wondered what life would be like if farts were colored? Farts! You either love them or hate them. It’s very much a man thing, but some women and indeed couples find passing gas together funny, although they might never admit to it. No matter what though, farts […]

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Romeo And Juliet Retold In Limerick Form

This is the story of Romeo and Juliet retold in Limerick form. If you came here hoping to hear the story of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet told in a more traditional way, then I am sorry to disappoint you, but I hope you enjoy this new version that I found […]

Beware Of Aliens Abducting Your Children

Beware Of Aliens Abducting Your Children

Beware Of Aliens Abducting Your Children We are your friends. We mean you no harm. Give us your young and we go away in peace. This is a “Children Crossing” street sign in the Old City of Southampton that has hopefully been tampered with by putting stickers on the adult […]

Drunken Irishman

A drunken Irishman stumbles into the front door of a bar in Dublin and orders a Jameson’s whisky in a slurred voice. Knowing that this man, let’s call him Murphy, gets really obnoxious when he is drunk, the bartender says, “No way, buddy, you are way too drunk for me […]

Push Ups

You Look Tired

I was taking a coffee break at work when a colleague from the office came up to me and told me that I looked tired. “I am tired”, I told him. “I just finished doing 100 push-ups.” “Oh wow?”, he replied, “When did you start doing push-ups?” “Well, I did […]

Head Covering

Some years ago, it was a requirement in the Catholic Church for women to wear a head¬†covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived at a country without her head covering. Noticing this, the priest informs her that she cannot enter the sanctuary without it. A […]