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Weight Loss Meeting

I recently joined a well known weight loss organisation with some friends. Nobody likes to be fat, least of all me, and we had all agreed that over the holidays we had put on a few too many pounds, and doing something to try and lose weight was a good […]

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Skin Tight Leather Pants

I was sitting at the bar and couldn’t help but notice this young woman who was wearing skin tight leather pants. When I say “skin tight“, they looked as if they were practically painted on her. Puzzled as to how she managed to get them on, I walked over to […]

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A Carrot A Day

Health experts in Europe now say that one carrot a day can help to keep you free of colon cancer. It made me think though. You know, I just hope they mean you eat i!.

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The Orlando Brothel

A middle-aged Canadian tourist was on his first visit to Orlando in Florida. Looking for entertainment for the evening, he finds his way to the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They […]

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Judge And Juror

When the court case was about to begin, the Judge asked one of the Jurors “Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?” The Juror replied, “I don’t want to be away from my job that long, your honor”. The Judge then asked him, […]

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Infant Scale

At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked if she could use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the infant scale had been sent for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby […]

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Overheard In An Expensive Restaurant

While he was eating in an expensive restaurant, a patron overhead the gentleman at the next table ask the waitress to pack the leftovers from their meal for their dog. It was then that the gentleman’s young son exclaimed loudly, “Whoopee! We’re gonna get us a dog!”

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Bottom Deodorant

A blonde woman walks into the drugstore, goes up to the counter and asks a clerk for some bottom deodorant. Charlie, the friendly local pharmacist, overhears her request and is a little bemused. “We don’t sell bottom deodorant Miss. I’ve never even heard of it”. Unfazed by his response, the […]

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Full Moon

Two drunks are staggering home along the road, when one drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the full moon”. The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “You’re wrong, that’s not the moon, that’s the sun”, the drunk says. They began to argue […]

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Double Dose Of Viagra

An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” […]