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Medicine Man

Harry has reached middle age and finds that lately he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So, the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, “I can cure this.” […]

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The Fisher King

Ah no, this isn’t a story about the movie The Fisher King, it’s a story about a King who loved to fish. Once upon a time, and fairy stories like this always start with “once upon a time”, there was a King who loved to go fishing. One day, he […]

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The Hotel Desk Clerk

One evening in a Midwest hotel, the phone rings and the hotel desk clerk answers. It’s a hotel guest who is calling, and the desk clerk answers, “May I help you?” The guest says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I’m having […]

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Doctors Notes On Patients Charts

We are all guilty of writing things without thinking, and Doctors are no more immune to this than anyone else. Here are some funny notes that Doctors have written on patients charts: Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year On the 2nd […]

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Bricks

Murphy and Patrick, two Irish labourers, wandering aimlessly across their work site, were asked by the foreman what they were doing. “We’re carrying these bricks to the other end of the site.” They told him. “What bricks?” He asked them “Will you look at that” says Murphy to Patrick. “We’ve […]

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Be Sure To Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die

Be sure to cancel your credit cards before you die! This is absolutely priceless. It was apparently reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle in England. It’s so easy to see this happening, with customer service in many companies being what it is today! All the agents work from scripts, so […]

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Things That My Mother Taught Me

These are a few of the things that my Mother taught me. Thanks Mum, I wouldn’t be who I am without you. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside – I just finished carpet cleaning!” My mother […]

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I Am Never Going To Understand Women

Speaking as a man, I know I am never going to understand women. How a woman can torture herself in the name of beauty, and yet literally jump out of her skin at the smallest thing just baffles me. For a start, I will never understand how you can take […]

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How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles […]