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Internal Revenue Service Audit

Benjamin arrived for his Internal Revenue Service audit, accompanied by another man. Going over his tax records, the IRS official said, “Well sir, it appears that you have been living at a much higher level than your reported income allows. How do you explain that?” Benjamin replied, “I love to […]

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The Wife’s 40th Birthday

It was his wife’s 40th birthday and Liam watched as Elizabeth waltzed out of the bedroom, dressed in an old outfit that she dug out of the back of the closet. “I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old”, she said […]

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The Cheapskate’s Wedding Day

It doesn’t always pay to be a cheapskate, especially if it’s your wedding day and the pastor isn’t one to be taken for a ride. There was this cheapskate who would always try and avoid paying his debts if he could. After dating a young lady for some time the […]

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The Elizabeth Tower – Big Ben

Three Englishmen decide to climb up the Elizabeth Tower in London that houses one of the worlds most famous bells, Big Ben. Once they reach the top, they decide to have a contest. They will throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the […]

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The Hardware Store

A man strolls into the paint section of a hardware store and walks up to the assistant. “I’d like a pint of canary colored paint”, he says to the assistant. “Certainly”, says the assistant, “would you mind if I ask why you need it?” “It’s my parakeet”, the man says. […]

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The Gas Station

A young man walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out of the packet, casually lights it and starts smoking it, while standing there at the pumps. The cashier runs out and calls to him, “Excuse me sir, but you can’t smoke in […]

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The Young Professor

An attractive female student comes to the young professor’s office. She glances down the hallway, makes sure that nobody has seen her, then goes inside and closes his door. She kneels in front of the young professor and pleads with him. “I would do anything to pass this exam”, she […]

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The Jewish Samurai

This is a story about a Jewish Samurai. Once upon a time… Yeah I know, this is going to be a corny story. Would you prefer that I start with “Many moons ago…?” Is that better? Very well, I will… Many moons ago, there was a powerful Emperor who needed […]

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Old People Dating

Have you ever stopped to think what it’s like for old people when they are dating, decide that maybe they should get married, and the subject of marital relations comes up. An elderly couple who lived in a small village had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided maybe […]

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Before It Gets Started

A man walked into a bar and yelled out to the bartender, “Quick, give me a glass of beer, before it gets started!” The bartender looked at him as if he was crazy, “What started?! What are you talking about?!” “I don’t have time for questions, just give me the […]