Imagine you lived in the wild wild west, chances are you would be a cowboy. If you were a cowboy, you would have a better chance of living better and living longer if you had access to this handy guide on how to be a good cowboy. Don’t squat with […]
A Scottish couple are returning home from a long holiday in the American Midwest. They were amazed by the different kinds of wildlife that they found in the Midwest, and decide to try and smuggle a couple of pets into the United Kingdom, a snake and a skunk. “How are […]
A man goes over to his friend’s house,, his clothes are ripped and dirty and he is covered in bruises. His friend stares and says to him, “Oh Man, what on earth have you been doing?” The man replies, “I just got back from burying my mother-in-law”. His friend looks […]
An arrogant businessman had already had a bad day when he started his round of golf and soon turned into an arrogant and bad tempered golfer. After hitting his tee shot deep into the woods, the arrogant golfer turned to his caddie. “Did you see where that golf ball went?” […]
Police are called to an apartment in Florida and inside they find a woman who is holding a bloody 5 iron, standing over the body of a lifeless man. The detective asks her, “Ma’am, is that your husband?” “Yes” says the woman. “Did you hit him with that golf club?” […]
Mack and Andy were having a beer at their neighborhood bar, a local tavern that over the years had become their regular watering hole. “What’s the matter?” Mack asked his buddy. “You look kind of down.” “My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin”, […]
I love to go to the beach, don’t you? You just never know who or what you might see at the beach, it’s a great place to people watch. Well, a couple lived near the ocean and they used to walk the beach a lot, most days in fact. One […]
A couple are preparing for a religious conversion to the Jewish religion, and they meet with the orthodox rabbi for their final session before the ceremony. The rabbi asks them if they have any final questions before they convert to the Jewish religion. The man asks the rabbi, “Is it […]
A retired soldier applied for a position at Marshall Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama and is offered a job interview. The interviewer looks the man over and asks, “Have you been in the military?” “Yes,” he says. “I served in the Army in Iraq for two years.” The interviewer tells […]
A Chinese man gets a job as a Garbage Collector in Southern Ireland. He turns up at a house in a rough area on the north side of Cork and knocks on the door. The door opens, and there is a man wearing a tight tee shirt, with crew-cut hair […]
