From all of us here at The Laughline, we wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. You can find all our Christmas Jokes and Funny Pictures in our Christmas Jokes category. We look forward to bringing you many more reasons to laugh with more funny jokes […]
We all know how hormonal women get when they are pregnant. It’s easy to trigger mood swings, especially during the latter stages of pregnancy. Sometimes it pays to think twice before you open your mouth when talking to your pregnant wife. What comes out of your mouth could not only […]
It is Christmas Eve and a man is up on a rooftop about to jump off and end it all. His wife is leaving him for another man. He has lost his job and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Life has just gone so horribly wrong for […]
I will never forget that Christmas when I was five years old. I had thrown quite a few tantrums that year, as I guess many five year olds do and to my horror, waking up on Christmas Morning, I had just one present and that was a lump of coal. […]
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He then ran his hand over her breasts, touching them […]
A priest was walking along the corridor of the pre-school wing, when a group of little ones trotted by on their way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four, stopped and looked at the priest in his clerical clothes and asked, “Why do you dress funny?” […]
I’d like to tell you about the time my husband told me about the miraculous properties of toilet paper. I was fresh from my shower and stood in front of the mirror in the bedroom, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me […]
A Scotsman is due to get married and he and his friend Archie are sitting in their local pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding. “Ach, it’s all going grand”, says Jock. “I’ve got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag […]
I’d like to tell you about a swimmng race that was held in British Columbia, Canada, from the mainland to Vancouver Island. There were three competitors, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde and a stipulation was that they could only do the breaststroke. After about 14 hours, the brunette […]
One Monday morning, a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual mail delivery route. As the postman approaches one of the homes, he notices that both cars are in the driveway, suggesting that neither the homeowner or his wife are at work. The front door then opens, and out […]
