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A Secret Affair With An Italian Woman

Unknown to his wife, a wealthy man had a secret affair with an Italian woman which carried on for several years. One night, while they were in bed together, the Italian woman told her lover that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he agreed […]

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A Call From The IRS

Father O’Reilly, the parish priest of a small church in the Chicago suburbs, received a call from the IRS. He answered the phone and the person at the other end asked, “Hello, is this Father O’Reilly?” “It is”, Father O’Reilly replied. “I am Jim Robertson and I am calling from […]

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The Irish Virgin

Have you heard the story about the Irish Virgin? In a tiny village on the west coast of Ireland there lived an old lady, who was a virgin and very proud of it. At a ripe old age, sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching and wanting to make […]

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Older Women

As I have grown in age (maybe that should be “groan” as I hate getting old), I value older women most of all. It’s amazing how your perception of people changes with age and how when you are younger, older people seem to know everything, but as you, yourself get […]

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The Young Monk

The young monk took his placement at the monastery and he was assigned by the Abbot to help the other monks to copy the old canons and laws of the church by hand, a procedure that the monastery had been following for centuries. He noticed, however, that all of the […]

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Middle Aged Man

A middle aged man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me”. “Well, in plain […]

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Grandmother

After she had put her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into a pair of old slacks and a droopy blouse and went into the bathroom to wash her hair. She could hear the children getting more and more rambunctious instead of going to sleep and her patience was starting […]

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Drive-Thru

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered a coffee. When I placed my order, I asked if they could put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the pick up window, there was an unexpected delay. […]

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Company Picnic

For the last annual company picnic, management had decided that due to liability issues on company property, we could have alcohol, but this was to be strictly limited to only one drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups. Image Source: Social Media

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An Old Friend

A farmer was at a diner one day having lunch, when he noticed an old friend of his who was also dining there. What really caught the farmer’s attention, was that his friend was wearing an earring. The farmer knew that his old friend was a fairly conservative fellow, so […]