There were three French Foreign Legionnaires walking through the desert under a baking sun. They were fully equipped with enough water for days, and they had plenty of food in their packs. On the shimmering horizon mirages came and went and came again. There were visions of swimming pools attended […]
Two New York cab drivers met one day. One was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, and the other was driving a bizarrely colored cab, what you could only describe as Definitely Not A Yellow Cab! “Hey,” asked the yellow cab driver, “what’s the idea of painting one side of […]
There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of… An old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he is driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state […]
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they are both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, “Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. […]
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them, despite havng reached his early twenties. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a […]
Sven and Ole had worked together for years, and both had been laid off from work, so off they went to the unemployment office. When he was asked what his his occupation was, Ole said “Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties.” The clerk looked up panty stitcher. […]
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that he needed the other animals to acknowledge his position as king of the jungle. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The trembling monkey says, “You […]
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. While he is there, he meets an Aussie farmer, and the two of them get talking about farming and the differences between their two countries. You must have heard of the expression “Everything is bigger in Texas”. Well, this Texan farmer […]
One day, the sheriff sees local redneck Billy Bob walking around town, with nothing on except his boots. The sheriff says to him, “Billy Bob, what in tarnation are you doing walking around town dressed like that?” Billy Bob replies, Well Sheriff, me and Mary Lou was down on the […]
An elderly man was feeling stressed, and so he decides to take a hot bath. Just as he becomes comfortable, the doorbell rings. The man got out of the bathtub, put on his slippers and robe and went to see who was at the door. Well, when he opened the […]