Bob was reading through the newspaper when he came upon a study that said women use more words than men. He was excited to prove to his wife, since he had believed for a long time that women in general and his wife in particular, talked way too much. So, […]
A hillbilly couple from the Ozarks, both typical blonde rednecks with hardly a set of teeth between them and a cabin full of kids, decided to go to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”. The doctor was about to start the required procedure,but stopped to ask them […]
There is something about an elderly lady driving that is always good for a laugh. I’m not sure how true this story is, but I like to think it is and I am sure many of us know an elderly lady who we could imagine doing this. Well, at least […]
You know what it’s like, living in the city with heavy traffic and too many people. Allen got to wondering about what it would be like, living in Alaska as an Eskimo. The more he thought about this, the more he realized that the city was getting him down and […]
The Irish Government Department of wages sent a representative out to interview Feargus, who owned a small farm in County Cork, claiming that he had not been paying proper wages to his staff. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”, the representative demanded. “Well”, […]
God went missing for six days from the Kingdom of Heaven, creating as you might imagine a bit of a panic, all the Angels, Apostles and the company of Heaven wondered where God had got to and search parties were sent out to find him. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him […]
A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house. She knocked on the door, there was no answer. She tried the door, which was unlocked, so she decided to walk in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law, lying […]
Doesn’t it seem funny when you think about it, that in general, men are just happier people than women. Have you ever noticed that compared with women, men are rarely depressed and wondered why that is? Here are just a few reasons why that might be… Your last name stays […]
A doctor was giving a lecture to a large audience in Dublin, about the bad choices that we make in deciding what food we eat and how this affects our health. “We eat so unhealthily these days”, the doctor said. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to […]
Why are wedding dresses white? It must have been a very brave man who wrote this joke. If you are going to share it, I guess you are even braver. You are going to share this right, or are you a wimp? One day, a son asked his mother the […]
