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This is a cute story about beer vs makeup. It’s a story that could happen in any household in the USA, or the UK or in fact any one of most countries in the world. When it comes to saving money, men and women have different priorities as you will […]
A man was playing a round of golf and was standing in the middle of the fairway, about 140 yards out from the hole, debating what club to use from that position, when suddenly he heard a frog whisper from the rough, “Use an 8-iron”. The golfer, who was deep […]
The old man was boasting to a group of young people about his fitness level. “Look at me”, he boasted, “I am really fit for my age. Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups and walk two miles. I am fit as a fiddle! And you want to know […]
A couple were fooling around in the bedroom when they heard a key turning in the front door. The woman quickly broke away from her lover and yelled, “Oh my God! It’s my husband. Quick, jump out the window”. “I can’t do that” the man replied. “We are on the […]
A group of American tourists were on a sightseeing tour, traveling through Holland on a tour bus. One of their sightseeing stops was at a small cheese farm, where a young guide led them through the process of cheese making. The young guide explained that instead of cow’s milk, they […]
One day, four people were driving down the street when they sufffered from a car breakdown. The four were a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Computer Engineer. Being engineers, they were all immediately thinking what could have caused the car to breakdown. Knowing how people […]
We all know that lawyers are often unpopular. This is a short story about a man who keeps making telephone calls to a law office. A man made a telephone call to a law office and said to the receptionist, “I want to speak to my lawyer”. The receptionist replied, […]
According to archaeologists, Neanderthal man was not fully erect for millions of years. I find that pretty easy to understand though, considering how ugly Neanderthal woman was. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.needpix.com/photo/1480750/caveman-neanderthal-caveman-blackwhite
Murphy came home drunk as a skunk, only to find his angry wife standing at the front door waiting for him. When I say she was angry, she was livid, seething, furious and whatever other nasty mean ugly words to describe her mood that you might come up with. It […]
