A police officer in a small town in the American Midwest stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain,”. “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back…” “But […]
Old Doctor Carver had reached a ripe old age, but he was still practicing medicine, and what’s more, he still made house calls. One afternoon, he was called to the house of old Mr. and Mrs Tuttle. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came out of the bedroom […]
For an English lesson one day, a school girl was required to write an essay of two hundred and fifty words about an automobile. She submitted the following: “My uncle bought a second-hand automobile. He was riding in the country when it busted up a hill. I guess this is […]
Hung Chow telephones his place of work in San Francisco and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel […]
Who reading this can honestly say that they could live without their computer? Over the last few years, we have all become accustomed to having a computer, sending and receiving emails, visiting web sites to research topics and to buy and sell things, and more recently to spend countless hours […]
Two whales were swimming around in the ocean (as whales do), when they come upon a ship that is hauling potatoes. The first whale swims underneath it, tips it over and eats everything, ship and all. A few days later, the two whales are still swimming around in the ocean […]
It was the first day of school after summer vacation, and the kids had all arrived in their high school English class, and were chatting away, busily making new friends. Then, in walked a very stern looking English teacher, and a hush fell over the room as the kids scurried […]
My wife and I were sitting outside our tent at the campsite one evening, when a fully loaded mini van pulled in to the vacant slot next to ours. As soon as the minivan came to a halt and the driver turned the engine off, four children leaped from the […]
One day, the teacher was giving the class a history lesson about the first president of the USA, George Washington, and how as a young boy he had chopped down his father’s cherry tree. After the lesson had ended, the teacher said to his class: ” George Washington not only […]
A customer at Abraham’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Abraham, what makes you so smart?” “I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Abraham replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear, “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll […]