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Turbulence

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it, and screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to […]

An Old Couple Get Married

An old couple just got married and are on their honeymoon, he is 87 and she is 86 years old. In the hotel room, she slips into something sexy, and crawls into bed, and waits for her new groom. He is meanwhile in he bathroom, sprucing himself up before the […]

Southern Girls

Two southern girls were sitting on their front porch one evening, having a chat about life. One of the girls had just arrived back from New York, and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sites she had seen during her first trip to the big city. In […]

Tough Day For The Attorney

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his […]

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Field Of Cows

A city man was driving down a country road, when his car spluttered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. “I believe it’s your radiator,” said the cow. The […]

Children And Prayers

This is a coollection of short stories about children and prayers. Children are wonderful when it comes to interpreting things differently to adults, and they more often than not speak their minds. Enjoy… BEING THANKFUL A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, “So your mother says your prayers for […]

Two Elderly Ladies

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, just passing the time, doing nothing in particular. One old lady turns to the other and asks her, “Do you still get horny dear?” The other old lady replies, “Oh sure I do, I get horny quite often actually”. The first […]

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Beautiful Girl

Jeff walks into a bar, and he sees his friend Paul who is slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw […]

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries that he sustained in an accident. In court, the company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe about the details of the accident. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll […]

Theree Mice In A Bar

Three mice were sitting in a bar, drinking and bragging about how tough they were. The first mouse downed a shot of tequila and said, “I play with mousetraps for fun. I’ll run into one on purpose, and as it’s closin’ on me I grab the bar and bench press […]