A Moral Dilemna

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. Picture the scene… You are driving down the road in your car on a wild and stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: […]

In Bed With her Lover

A woman was in bed with her lover when suddenly she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry,” she said to him, “stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” she said, “pretend you’re […]

Going Away On Holiday

Bob calls over to his neighbour: “Hey Larry, going away on holiday again this summer?” “Yes, I hope to”, said Larry, “but I need a different suggestion.” “Go ahead ask me”, says Bob. “You know last year you suggested Hawaii, and when I returned my wife was pregnant”, Larry says. […]

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Aircraft Maintenance Technical Problem Comments

These aircraft maintenance comments are allegedly from ‘gripe sheets’ or ‘squawk reports’ which enable/enabled pilots to report aircraft technical problems and responses from maintenance engineers. Various origins are suggested by the many different interpretations of these items, most popularly Qantas and the US Air Force, although it’s highly unlikely that […]

If You Firmed This Up!

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bumt and said: “If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent and decided not to fly into […]

Nudist Club

A guy applied to join a nudist club, as he thought that it would be a cool thing to be able to walk around and to not have to wear any clothes. His application was accepted, and on his first visit to the club he went up to the club […]

Honeymoon In Pakistan

This married couple went on honeymoon to Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So the married […]

A Close Shave At The Barber Shop

A man enters a barber shop and asks the barber for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, the man mentions the problems that he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “Now, I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from […]

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A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs

We all know that Americans speak differently in the North (Yankee Territory) to what they do in the South. Here is a useful translation guide for different types of dogs from Yankee to Southern. (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg. (Yankee) Poodle (Southern) Circus Dawg. (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher (Southern) […]

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Get Rich Quick

A gorgeous young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick. She decided that the best way was to find herself a rich old man, and to screw him to death on their wedding night. Well, she found the perfect candidate, and they began courting and of course the […]