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The Amazing New Doctor

An amazing new doctor arrived in a small Midwest town and the word quickly got around that he could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was astounded by what he could do, everyone except that is for old Bill Johnson, who was the town skeptic. Now old Bill Johnson wouldn’t believe […]

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Murphy’s Bible

Murphy and Feargus were riding on the London Underground and Murphy was sitting there, quietly reading his Bible. Feargus, who was sitting next to him, seeming amused to see Murphy reading the Bible, asked him, “You don’t really believe what they say in there, do you?” “Every word”, Murphy replied. […]

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The Anti British Catholic Priest

Years ago in Ireland, there was a very anti British Catholic priest, who would let it be known in no uncertain terms exactly how he felt about them, every Sunday from the pulpit. After a while, the priest became so notorious, that the Pope himself summoned him to Rome for […]

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Blond Woman Crying Her Eyes Out

A young blonde woman went into the office one morning and she was crying her eyes out. Her boss, naturally concerned about the well being of all his employees, asked her sympathetically, “What’s the matter Tracy?” The blonde woman replied, “Early this morning I got a phone call to say […]

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My Brother Thinks He Is A Chicken

Here’s a silly chicken joke to start the day off. Have a fantastic fun filled day everyone. Two men men go to see the doctor, the first man tells the doctor that the other man is his brother and he has a problem. Doctor: What’s wrong with your brother? Boy: […]

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Nose Ring

I was hanging out in the park with a friend of mine, when we saw a woman walk past, with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend stared as she walked past us, then said to me, “Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she […]

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Help Save The Economy

To help save the economy, the Government are expected to announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors, instead of illegal immigrants. The reasoning behind this is that they can save Billions by lowering Social Security and Medicare costs. The execution of this new law is anticipated […]

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Family Of Skunks

A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket in the forest. They were completely surrounded by a pack of large, hungry wolves that kept edging closer and closer with every passing minute. The mother skunk calmly gave an instruction to her young, “Quickly children, let us put our heads […]

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Women Drivers

Sometimes I really hate women drivers! Take what happened this morning as a good example. I was driving along I-95 in Florida when I looked over and in the lane to my left there was a woman in a brand new Dodge Pickup. She was doing 65mph, with her face […]

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Old Men Playing Golf

A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]