Science is amazing, isn’t it. In the last 50 years it’s absolutely amazing what scientists have achieved, and I can’t even begin to imagine what the future holds. Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands. I […]
Two men are drinking in their local watering hole when one turns and says to his buddy, “You will never believe what happened last night.” His buddy says. “Well then, tell me what happened.” The guy says, “Last night, just before bed time, the doorbell rang, and when I opened […]
I belong to a group who call themselves Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady wearing a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. It does the trick every time…
A powerful tornado hit a Kansas farmhouse just before dawn one morning. In something like a scene from The Wizard Of Oz, it tore off the roof, and picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept were sleeping, lifting them high up into the sky. By […]
A girl from Alabama was on a domestic flight across the USA and happened to be seated next to a girl who was from California. The girl from Alabama, being friendly like everyone is down south, said to the girl from California: “So, where ya from?” The California girl rather […]
Never trust your wife to give you an early morning wake up call after you have had an argument. Richard and Lynnette had been married for a few years and were having some problems at home, the result being that they were giving each other the “silent treatment.” After yet […]
When you next open a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes, just smile and think of this… A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk. A farmer’s life is rarely easy, and she […]
Imagine you lived in the wild wild west, chances are you would be a cowboy. If you were a cowboy, you would have a better chance of living better and living longer if you had access to this handy guide on how to be a good cowboy. Don’t squat with […]
A Scottish couple are returning home from a long holiday in the American Midwest. They were amazed by the different kinds of wildlife that they found in the Midwest, and decide to try and smuggle a couple of pets into the United Kingdom, a snake and a skunk. “How are […]
A man goes over to his friend’s house,, his clothes are ripped and dirty and he is covered in bruises. His friend stares and says to him, “Oh Man, what on earth have you been doing?” The man replies, “I just got back from burying my mother-in-law”. His friend looks […]
