One fine day in Heaven, St. Peter was sitting by the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies arrived. St. Peter wasn’t quite sure what to do with these men in hoodies, so he looked out through the gates and said to them, “Wait here. I will be right back”. […]
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the pearly gates and said, “You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking”. The cat thought for a minute and then said, “Well God, all my life I lived on […]
Little Johnny had just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. So, thinking to give his parents a nice surprise, he went into the bathroom, pushed up the toilet seat and balanced his little penis on the rim. Just then, the toilet seat slammed […]
Don’t you just love those court room situations where something vital that could send a criminal to jail is dismissed as inadmissible evidence. Here is one such situation that happened in a court room recently. Judge: “Did you or did you not see the gun being fired?” Witness: “I did […]
One evening, soon after our last child left home for university, I carefully removed my husband’s glasses while he was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. “You know, honey”, I said to him sweetly, “without your glasses, you look like the same handsome […]
After she had waited more than an hour and a half for her date, the young woman decided she had been stood up by her boyfriend. In a bad mood, she kicked off her high heeled shoes, changed from her cocktail dress into her comfy pajamas, put on her slippers […]
So, there were these three girls who were getting married and they all met to discuss effective birth control at the marriage counselor’s office. Two of the girls were from the city and one was a farm girl from Alabama. The counselor first asked them if they planned on having […]
A redneck came home from work one day and found his young wife laying on the couch with a very swollen esophagus and neck and she had a really high fever. He immediately put young wife in his pickup truck and drove her to the emergency room of a local […]
The zookeeper had a dilemna. He wanted to get some extra animals for the zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn’t know the plural of “Mongoose”. He started the letter: “To whom it may concern, I need two Mongeese”. “No, that won’t […]
Everyone has heard about the Ten Commandments of course, but have you heard about the Ten Commandments Of Marriage? You probably didn’t realise that the Ten Commandments Of Marriage existed, most people don’t, but if you have been married and read through the list below, I am sure you will […]