From all of us here at The Laughline, we wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. You can find all our Christmas Jokes and Funny Pictures in our Christmas Jokes category. We look forward to bringing you many more reasons to laugh with more funny jokes […]
Fire swept across the plains one day and burned down the farmers barn. While he was out surveying the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, which was the amount of insurance on the barn. “We don’t actually give you the […]
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if we had Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed? Here are a few examples to get you started. Can you come up with any more? Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented […]
Dear Future Son-in-Law, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. I trust that you will find it in your heart to forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your orange Mohawk haircut, multiple tattoos, pierced nose and […]
I don’t know who originally wrote the dialogue below about Dieting Over Christmas, but it’s not only funny, it’s incredibly true when it comes down to how many of us feel about the holiday season. With so many goodies around in the house over Christmas, it’s practically impossible to diet, […]
A teacher asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols. Imagine her surprise when she saw what her students had written. Here are some of the humorous lines she received: Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly We three kings of porridge and tar On the first […]
Many years ago, a young boy was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All of the doctors who examined the boy told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with the golden screw instead of […]
The Mafia were looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were “protecting“. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for the job, thinking that if he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able […]
It’s Christmas Eve in Heaven, where three men who died on Christmas Eve have just arrived and they are met by Saint Peter. “In honour of the season”, Saint Peter says to them, “Before I let you pass through the pearly gates, you must each show me something that represents […]
My Grandma hated me at Christmas! Every year when I was growing up, we would travel north to spend Christmas at my Grandma’s house with the family. It was great fun spending Christmas with my cousins and we always had a great family Christmas party on Boxing Day with the […]
I really love this Christmas to-do list. I know this is a jokes and humour site, but sometimes I believe we should also be sharing thoughts that might help to make the world a better place to live in. Wishing you all a wonderful Christmas Season, and please help to […]
