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A couple were fooling around in the bedroom when they heard a key turning in the front door. The woman quickly broke away from her lover and yelled, “Oh my God! It’s my husband. Quick, jump out the window”. “I can’t do that” the man replied. “We are on the […]
A group of American tourists were on a sightseeing tour, traveling through Holland on a tour bus. One of their sightseeing stops was at a small cheese farm, where a young guide led them through the process of cheese making. The young guide explained that instead of cow’s milk, they […]
One day, four people were driving down the street when they sufffered from a car breakdown. The four were a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Computer Engineer. Being engineers, they were all immediately thinking what could have caused the car to breakdown. Knowing how people […]
We all know that lawyers are often unpopular. This is a short story about a man who keeps making telephone calls to a law office. A man made a telephone call to a law office and said to the receptionist, “I want to speak to my lawyer”. The receptionist replied, […]
According to archaeologists, Neanderthal man was not fully erect for millions of years. I find that pretty easy to understand though, considering how ugly Neanderthal woman was. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.needpix.com/photo/1480750/caveman-neanderthal-caveman-blackwhite
Murphy came home drunk as a skunk, only to find his angry wife standing at the front door waiting for him. When I say she was angry, she was livid, seething, furious and whatever other nasty mean ugly words to describe her mood that you might come up with. It […]
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Yes it’s one of those jokes I’m afraid, but bear with us and you will enjoy it. Come on, everybody loves a bad parrot joke! So, the pet shop owner pointed to three identical looking parrots on a perch […]
Having thought about this for some considerable time, I realised that there are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diahorrea, or you are anxious to meet people who do! The other reason for not wanting to sit in the back row […]
A veterinary surgeon had been busy all day. It was one of those days when he had to tend to one emergency after the another. When he finally got home from seeing to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting for him. She was wearing a black mini-dress with […]
