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So Saturday morning I got up early, got dressed quietly, made a packed lunch, grabbed the dog, then slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the truck and proceeded to back out of the garage into a torrential downpour. Not only was it raining hard, the […]
One day, a zoo keeper was walking past the Orangutan enclosure when he noticed that “Rocky” the Orangutang was sitting on a tree branch, reading not one but two books, the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. Even though he knew that Orangutans are very intelligent creatures, the zoo keeper […]
A young couple were worried about their three year old son, so they took him to see doctor Abraham. With some hesitation and embarrassment, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health and generally developing well, they were concerned about his rather small manhood. After […]
A naive blonde girl went out on a date with her boyfriend one evening. They went to see a movie, then they went to a bar and had a burger. Afterwards, he drove her to a local viewpoint, where he parked the car and started to kiss her. As things […]
Giving someone some bad news is rarely easy, as many of us know only too well. This story below is a good example of how to break bad news gently to someone, but not necessarily in the way that you, or they for that matter, might expect. It’s early morning, […]
A Canadian lumber camp placed an advertisement for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy showed up at the camp the next day, carrying an axe. The head lumberjack took one look at the skinny little guy, who appeared to have practically no muscles and told him to get lost. “Give […]
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, of all things I was served by a beautiful young woman. Trying to buy condoms is embarrasing at the best of times, but to be young, buying condoms for the first time and being served by a gorgeous […]
This is a quick lesson in learning Chinese, which should hopefully prove invaluable for you if you are a Westerner like me and the first hurdle is the fact that you can’t even read the characters, let alone pronounce them. For many of us whose native language is English, even […]
A State Trooper was sitting in his patrol car at the side of the highway, waiting to catch speeders. He couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw a car drive past him that was literally just puttering along at 20 miles per hour. He thought to himself, “This driver is […]
This is a cute story about beer vs makeup. It’s a story that could happen in any household in the USA, or the UK or in fact any one of most countries in the world. When it comes to saving money, men and women have different priorities as you will […]
