The first year university student came running in tears to her father, crying “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” “I did what?, her father said, somewhat shocked. “What did I tell you?” he asked. “You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that […]
A blonde woman walked into the pet shop. After looking up and down the aisles for a few minutes, she asked the sales clerk if he could help her. “I’d like a box of birdseed”, the blonde woman said to him. “For which kind of bird?” he asked helpfully. “Oh, […]
A salesman dropped in to see one of his customers. To his surprise, not a soul was in the office, except for a big German Shepherd who was emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks with him. The dog looked up […]
A man was leaving a cafe after eating breakfast, when he noticed an unusual funeral procession moving along the street in front of him. A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin, was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a […]
At the traffic court, the judge asked the motorist: “Tell me, why did you park your car here?” The man replied, “Well your honour, I saw this sign that said fine for parking”. 60 SHARES Share on Facebook Tweet Follow us Share Share Share Share Share
Being British and living in the USA, every November there is at least one person who would ask me “Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in England?” Of course I knew that I should really have just answered “No we don’t”, which would have most likely triggered another question as to why […]
An elderly couple recently moved back south to Tennessee from Indiana. The husband had a wooden leg, and to get insurance on it back in Indiana cost them $2,000 per year! When they arrived in Tennessee, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to […]
A tourist who was travelling out west, visited an Indian Reservation, and knowing that Native Americans are given traditional names, asked the Indian chief what his wife’s name was. The old Indian chief replied, “She is called Five Horses”. The man then asked the chief, “That’s an unusual name for […]
It was a record breaking hot sunny day and Murphy decided to go sunbathing naked at the beach in Galway. For the sake of civility and to keep it from getting sunburned, he placed his hat over his private parts. Mrs O’Sullivan walked past him and said with a laugh, […]
A lady teacher at the school where I work recently got engaged and as a friend and colleague I offered her some marital advice. “The first ten years are the hardest”, I told her. “How long have you been married?” she asked me. “Ten years” I replied. Image used under […]
