Don’t you just love those dinner parties where all the family and friends are invited, and everyone gets a chance to catch up with friends and relatives that they haven’t seen in a long time. Unfortunately, with children around, you never quite know what might happen, and sometimes the unexpected […]
This is a sweet story about a man who purchased a pocket Taser for his lovely wife as a wedding anniversary present. What on earth posessed him to buy his wife such an anniversary gift we will never know, but he did and lived to tell the tale. This is […]
Two judges who were both from small counties in a Midwest state, got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court to get a visiting judge, each of the judges who had been caught speeding agreed to hear the other’s case. The first judge […]
A member of the local Garda, the Irish police force, calls his local police station on the car radio. “Hello, is that you, Sarge?” he says. “Yes”, the Sarge’s voice comes back, “Is that you Murphy?” “Yes it’s me, Murphy” he replied. “We have a murder case here. A woman […]
Farmer Brown once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over. The traffic got so bad, in fact, that his chickens were regularly being run […]
The sergeant major growled at the young soldier (as sergeant majors are known to do): “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning”. “Thank you very much, sir”, the young soldier replied.
Our next door neighbor lent me his old chainsaw so I could trim some tree branches in the back yard. Unfortunately, the engine burned out while I was using it. Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, I bought a new chainsaw to replace it. When I offered […]
Dianne and Marjorie were old friends. They had in fact they had been friends for many years and both of them have been married to their husbands for a very long time. One day, Dianne went to visit Marjorie and confided in her that she was upset because she thought […]
Murphy and Patrick went fishing one day down at the river where Murphy knew a good spot to fish. Murphy was an experienced fisherman, but Patrick wasn’t and after a while, Murphy noticed that Patrick was behaving really odd. Every time the Murphy caught a big fish, he put it […]
This story is a simple example of why you should never trust a lawyer. A butcher saw a lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him, “What would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat?” The lawyer replied, “Well, I would make the owner […]
