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Lemon Breast Chicken Recipe

Lemon Breast Chicken Recipe I saw this recipe for a lemon breast chicken that looked really good. I thought I would share it with others who I know like to cook. Ingredients: 1 whole chicken (weight is dependant on how many servings are required) 1 large lemon, cut into halves […]

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A Bump On The Head

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally, his nurse, fearing that the man […]

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The Robot Bartender

A man enters a fancy bar which has lots of fancy flashing lights outside and orders a drink. He is amazed to see that the bar has a robot for a bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What is your IQ sir?” The […]

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Penguin On Vacation

A penguin is on vacation and driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sadly he sees oil dripping out of the engine. So he drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station to get […]

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In Our Senior Years

My wife and I, now both a little hard of hearing in our senior years, were watching golf on TV. I turned to my wife and said, “In my next life, I’m going to be rich and play all those beautiful golf courses with their great bars and dining and […]

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The Train To Buffalo

A big company executive boarded a train in New York that was headed to Chicago via Buffalo. He explained to the porter, “I’m a really heavy sleeper, but I want you to be sure to wake me up at 3:00am for the stop in Buffalo. I don’t care what I […]

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The Crowded Waiting Room

An 86 year old man went to the doctors, walked into the crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist asked, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my dick”, the old man replied. The receptionist became irritated by this and said […]

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This Old House Is Our New House

Last fall my husband and I purchased an old house in northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Having moved into our new house and with Winter fast approaching, I was concerned about the house’s lack of insulation. “If they could live here all those years, so can we!” […]

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Digging In Clay

This is a short poem that I wrote back in 2010 after working in the garden one day, digging in the sticky clay soil. After it had rained, the clay used to be really heavy and sticky, doing it’s best to suck your shoes off your feet, and making them […]

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Big Golf Game

Three businessmen had a big golf game with a client in Arizona. They were running late for the meeting, and as luck would have it their car broke down. Fortunately, they found a repair garage nearby, but having looked at the car, the mechanic told them it would take four […]