A farmer had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows. So, he decided to subscribe to a website that had Animal Jokes. The farmer would visit the website every morning, find a good joke, then he would go and tell them it to the cows. Well, believe it […]
Mr Johnson loved living on Staten Island in New York, but the one thing he wasn’t crazy about was the Staten Island Ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan, which was really […]
During Social Studies class at school, the teacher was talking about peoples last names. She told the class about how in the old days, a person’s last name used to be their occupation. The teacher gave examples like Baker, which meant the person was a baker for a living. People […]
This is a short story about saying Grace and ice cream. The relevance of the two? Read on and you will see. Sometimes I think that we forget the really important things in life. Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My six year-old grandson asked if he […]
My Great Grandpa Eric was celebrating his 100th birthday and everyone at the party complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared, given his advanced years. “My friends, I will tell you the secret of my success”, he said. “I have been out in the open air day after […]
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager for a new division of the company. He devised a simple test to help him to select the most suitable person for the job. During the interviews, he asked each applicant the following question, “How much is two […]
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel, when he came upon a casket that contained a mummy. Now, since this was a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least, having examining the mummy, he called the curator of the Israel Museum in Jerusalem. “I have […]
At a barbecue party, a couple were chatting with some guests when the topic of marriage counselling came up. The wife very pompously commented, “Oh we will never need marriage counselling. My husband and I have an excellent relationship”. In response to the stares and looks of surprise from the […]
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question on the exam paper was, “Name seven advantages of breast milk over formula milk“. The question was worth 70 points if answered in full, otherwise none at all. So obviously it was really important to provide […]
Timmy and his mother were in the doctor’s office for his pre-school physical examination. The receptionist, after completing his medical history form, asked him, “Timmy, when is your birthday?” “February 20th”, Timmy replied. “What year?”, the receptionist asked him. “Every year”, said Timmy, jumping up and down with joy. https://www.pickpik.com/kids-mom-child-child-portrait-family-kid-110683
