I was hanging out in the park with a friend of mine, when we saw a woman walk past, with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend stared as she walked past us, then said to me, “Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she […]
To help save the economy, the Government are expected to announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors, instead of illegal immigrants. The reasoning behind this is that they can save Billions by lowering Social Security and Medicare costs. The execution of this new law is anticipated […]
A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket in the forest. They were completely surrounded by a pack of large, hungry wolves that kept edging closer and closer with every passing minute. The mother skunk calmly gave an instruction to her young, “Quickly children, let us put our heads […]
Sometimes I really hate women drivers! Take what happened this morning as a good example. I was driving along I-95 in Florida when I looked over and in the lane to my left there was a woman in a brand new Dodge Pickup. She was doing 65mph, with her face […]
A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]
Billy was walking through the shopping mall. He went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper several fake notes and started to leave. The shopkeeper called out to him, “Excuse me little boy, this isn’t real money”. Billy continued walking out of the shop and […]
A man frantically rushed out from a hotel and casino on the Las Vegas Strip and stopped the first pedestrian that he saw. The man related a tremendously tearful story about how his wife was on the verge of dying back in their hotel room, because she had run out […]
Melania Trump bought her husband a parrot for his birthday and told vice president Mike Pence, “This parrot is so smart! Donald has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!” “That’s impressive, all right”, Pence said. “But you realize that he just says he words, right? He doesn’t understand […]
Marion loved growing flowering plants, but unfortunately she had developed a reputation over the years for having plants and flowers die under her care. Even though poor Marion followed the planting and watering directions to the letter, still her plants would just wither and die. One day, she put three […]
A man was feeling ill, he had terrible stomach pains, so he asked a friend if he could recommend a Doctor of Internal Medicine. “I know a great Doctor of Internal Medicine”, his friend said, “but the only problem is, he is very expensive. He charges $500 for the first […]
