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How To Impress A Woman

Men, do you know how to impress a woman? Ladies, the same question to you, do you know how to impress a man? If you want a first date to go well, or to give a relationship that special spark, it’s really important to know how to impress someone of […]

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The World’s First Fully Computerised Passenger Aircraft

The world’s first fully computerized passenger aircraft was ready for its maiden flight. The flight was fully sold out, but what was different about this aircraft was that everyone on board was a passenger. The aircraft was designed to fly without either pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the […]

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Enough To Make A Nun Swear

A nun was in confession with her Mother Superior and they were discussing swearing and bad language. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it”, the nun said. “When did you use this awful language?” asks the Mother Superior. The nun replied, “Well, I was […]

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Duck Hunting

A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him […]

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Department Of Motor Vehicles

After spending more than three hours enduring the long lines, the miserable clerks, and the insane regulations at the Department of Motor Vehicles, just to get the new licence plates for my truck, I stopped off at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought […]

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Male Chauvinist / Role Reversal

Jenny was married to a Charlie who was a real male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly never did any housework. That, he declared, was woman’s work! But then one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children […]

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Cow Tail

Two couples were on the golf course and were playing the last hole. When the last golfer drove off the tee, he hooked the shot, and the ball flew off sideways into a field of cows. He advised his friends to play through, and said that he would meet them […]

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The Oldest Profession

A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of which of their professions was the oldest. “I think my line of work would win this one hands down,” the surgeon said. “After all, Eve was created from Adam’s rib, and that sounds like surgery to me.” “Maybe,” […]

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Private Parts

A man suffered a horrific accident and his private parts were badly injured. He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his privates to be rebuilt. Unfortunately, his health insurance policy didn’t cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic surgery. The […]

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Archery Targets

A duke was hunting in the forest with his men at arms and servants when he came across a tree which had archery targets painted on it, and smack in the middle of each target was an arrow. “Who can this incredibly fine archer be?” cried the duke. “I must […]