A priest was walking along the corridor of the pre-school wing, when a group of little ones trotted by on their way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four, stopped and looked at the priest in his clerical clothes and asked, “Why do you dress funny?” […]
I’d like to tell you about the time my husband told me about the miraculous properties of toilet paper. I was fresh from my shower and stood in front of the mirror in the bedroom, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me […]
A Scotsman is due to get married and he and his friend Archie are sitting in their local pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding. “Ach, it’s all going grand”, says Jock. “I’ve got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag […]
I’d like to tell you about a swimmng race that was held in British Columbia, Canada, from the mainland to Vancouver Island. There were three competitors, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde and a stipulation was that they could only do the breaststroke. After about 14 hours, the brunette […]
One Monday morning, a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual mail delivery route. As the postman approaches one of the homes, he notices that both cars are in the driveway, suggesting that neither the homeowner or his wife are at work. The front door then opens, and out […]
Christmas is a time for lots of lovely Nativity scenes, but not here at The Laughline! Instead of the “run of the mill” happy birth of Baby Jesus in the manger, we have some rather alternative and very funny Nativity pictures for you to enjoy as part of our Christmas […]
Three members of the local church congregation were asked “When you are in your casket, with friends and congregation members mourning over you, what would you like them to say?” David said: “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great, […]
This is an old joke because, seriously, who calls Directory Enquiries” any more, but it’s a good one… Caller: “I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please”. Operator: “I’m sorry, there’s no listing for Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff. Is the spelling correct?” Caller: “Well, it […]
Two Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign that says, “Convert to Catholicism and get $100”. One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and […]
Don’t you love to do fun things when you are driving? How about this one… Next time you are in a car with a friend and you pull up to a red traffic light, look at the person in the car next to you. Then, roll down your window really […]
