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Big Golf Game

Three businessmen had a big golf game with a client in Arizona. They were running late for the meeting, and as luck would have it their car broke down. Fortunately, they found a repair garage nearby, but having looked at the car, the mechanic told them it would take four […]

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Mustard

As ham sandwiches go, this was perfection. A thick slice of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. With the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried the sandwich to the table in our back yard, picked it up […]

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Job Interview

Rick was fresh out of school, didn’t want to end up living off benefits, so he went for an interview for a good paying job. The person from personnel who interviewed him, asked various questions about him and his education, but then stumped him by asking, “What is three times […]

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The Drunk

A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar. A stranger walks by and asks the drunk if he is okay. The drunk replies by asking him, “Do you know who I am?” The stranger says “No. Who are you?” The drunk proudly says, “I’m Jesus […]

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Middle Aged Spinster

A middle aged woman from America who is still a spinster, wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching for the right man to become her husband, she decides to take […]

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New Lawyers

There I was, minding my own business when a female business associate came out of her office with two guys. “Hi, Rob”, she said, “have you met our new lawyers? This is Daniel Abraham, David Greenberg and Michael Hunt”. I was confused, there were only two guys with her, so […]

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Doctor Johnson

Doctor Johnson had the reputation of helping couples to increase the joy in their sex life. However, he promised only to take a case if he felt that he could help them. The Browns came to see the doctor as they felt that their sex life had become rather mundane […]

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My Tie!

On the day of my big job interview I woke up late and immediately had a panic attack. Frantically I threw on a suit. “OH NO!” I thought. “MY TIE!” My Dad was out of town and wasn’t there to help me, and for the life of me I did […]

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The Distinguished Indian Lady

A very distinguished looking Indian lady walked into a tattoo shop and sat down, waiting to be served. The owner of the shop, who was amazed to see such a sophisticated lady in his shop, ran over immediately and asked if he could help her. To his shock and utter […]

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The Biker And The Old Lady

A biker stops by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do the repairs while he waited, and since he didn’t live far away he decided that he would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store, where he bought a […]