One Of The Best Jokes Collections

With one of the best jokes collections online, The Laughline is guaranteed to get you laughing. We have over 2,000 funny jokes that have been collected over more than 20 years. Only the best jokes are good enough, although we do have some really bad jokes that are sure to […]

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Two Gay Men

We don’t have many gay jokes on The Laughline because we don’t want to offend anyone, but we hope you find this joke about two gay men funny and no offense intended to anyone. Ok, so two gay men were spending the day at the local zoo and were standing […]

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An Australian And A Scotsman

An Australian walked into a pub and stood there at the bar beside a Scotsman. They got chatting, as you do when you are standing at the bar in a pub and supping a few beers. The Scotsman was talking away with with his best Sean Connery accent and the […]

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A Winter Scene

Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck walking on the ice and ran […]

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One Hundred Thousand Dollars

A woman went on a television game show and was trying to win the jackpot prize which was one hundred thousand dollars. She kept getting question after question right and the prize money kept building up. Finally, she got to the last question and the host said, “Okay, now for […]

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Newly Married Friends

Some newly married friends of ours were spending a few days with us, when the topic of children came up in conversation. You know how newlyweds can be, full of great ideas, often ones they have spent years dreaming about, but as anyone who has been married for a while […]

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Medieval Pick Up Lines

There have been a lot of pick up line jokes over the years, but have you ever heard any Medieval Pick Up Lines? In days of old, it must have been hard to introduce yourself to a fair maiden. Just finding the right thing to say to have a chance […]

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Annie Oakley’s Sister

Have you heard about Annie Oakley’s sister? I guess everyone has heard about Annie Oakley, the famous sharp-shooter of the old Wild West who toured the world with Wild Bill Hickock’s Wild West Show and was the inspiration behind the musical Annie Get Your Gun. Well if you grew up […]

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A Teenage Girl’s Confession

A teenage girl, complete with fake tan, eyelashes and eyebrows, went to church, knelt in the confessional box and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”. “What is it, my child?” the priest answered. The teenage girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day […]

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Hitman

So, this man was in a really unhappy marriage, so he found a hitman and asked him to kill his wife. Now we all know (or at least should know) that there are other ways to sort marital problems out, so don’t do this at home folks and for those […]

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A Dog For Her Husband

A woman bought a dog for her husband. She was passing the animal shelter one day and this one kept looking at her and wagging his tail, she was sure it was smiling at her. She just fell in love with it and bought it there and then. When she […]

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