A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive golf course in Florida, where the fairways were lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey,be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it’ll cost us a fortune to repair”. Of […]
God created Adam in the Garden of Eden, but despite his glorious power, it turns out that Adam wasn’t the brightest spark in the Universe. One day, God said to him, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to […]
Teenagers can be obnoxious can’t they. This is the response a Mother had when her teenage sone started banging on about the Children’s Bill Of Rights. My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in […]
The new Ensign was assigned to a post on a submarine. He had dreamed of being a submariner since he was a young boy. In his eagerness to show his enthusiasm, he was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submariner School. The Master Chief cut […]
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. “Did you know that on average a woman speaks 30,000 words a day, compared to a man’s 15,000?” His wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men!” […]
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession with him. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was shining, no clouds in the sky, and the […]
A young cowboy walks into the saloon in a rough and dusty Western town in Texas. He sits at the counter, and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chowder. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young […]
An elderly couple had a major argument, and as they drive home down a country road, there was total silence in the car, as neither of them wanted to concede their position. Neither of them wanted the argument to escalate again, which it was likely to, and so neither of […]
Hamish asked the bus conductor how much the bus fare was into Glasgow city centre. “50p”, said the bus conductor. Hamish thought this was a bit much, so he decided to run behind the bus for a few stops. “How much is it now?”, he gasped. “Still 50p”, said the […]
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “Your Resume is phenomenal. You have graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we would […]
