Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.pexels.com/photo/people-at-theater-713149/

First Date

Bob was taking Sue out on their first date. When he picked her up at her house, he was most gentlemanly and chivalrous, even opening and closing the car door for her. At dinner, the two enjoyed each others company immensely over a meal at a fancy restaurant, and were […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/beer-froth-glass-mug-cold-alcohol-311090/

I Bet You

Two men are drinking in a bar, when one turns to the other and says, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.” The second man thinks to himself, That’s impossible, I guess he’s had a skin full, so he replies, “Ok, that’s a bet”, and he lays […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/141290938@N03/26682691294

The Redneck Juror

A man was on trial for murder in Tennessee, and if he was convicted, he would get the electric chair. The man’s brother was trying to find a way that he might get him off, and when he found out that there was a redneck juror, he thought it would […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/timpearcelosgatos/3557791151

Top Ten Signs You Are Having An Easy Time In Jail

Spending time in jail is supposed to be time spent paying for your crimes, but sometimes a jail sentence is far too easy in the opinion of a lot of people. Here are some signs that you might just be having an easy time in jail at the expense of […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/passion-three-crosses-cross-2168797/

Good Friday

A man was in front of me coming out of church on Good Friday. The minister, who was standing at the door as always to shake hands with the parishioners, grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside. The minister said to him, “You need to join the […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/girl-beauty-woman-portrait-face-2647691/

Scene At A Fine Restaurant

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, when this absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, gave the husband a great big kiss, then said she would see him later and walked away. Heads turned in the restaurant as the woman walked across […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/vectors/eye-chart-eyes-vision-sight-exam-24489/

Eyesight Test

A Polish immigrant to the United States went to the Department Of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. Having completed the application form, he then had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card that contained with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gong_(IMSO_pp57).jpg

The Talking Clock

A drunk man was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led his guests to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. “What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “It’s not a gong. […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.airforcemedicine.af.mil/News/Photos/igphoto/2000923015/

Women Think Differently

If you weren’t aware that women think differently to men, this short story ought to prove a point. One day a woman received a text message from her husband: “Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They are doing […]