I’m not getting married again. I’ve learned my lesson. All those heartbreaks, all that grief, especially going through a messy divorce, it’s just not worth it. Instead, next time I feel the urge to get married, I’ll just find some woman I don’t like and buy her a house. Image […]
This should give you a chuckle, my brother’s birthday present. For his birthday, I bought my brother a combination fax machine and paper shredder. Either we hooked it up wrong, or a lot of people are faxing him confetti. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Canon_Laser_Class_710_fax_machine.JPG
There is something to be said for the wisdom of an older man… One day, an older man approached an attractive young woman who was sitting on a bench at a shopping mall. “Excuse me Miss”, the older man said, “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk […]
This is for everyone out there who are kitchen challenged and don’t have a clue about cooking or food preparation. It’s called Cooking For Dummies! Some people make fine chefs and can conjure up the most amazing meals, but others really struggle in the kitchen. I’m somewhere in the middle, […]
How do you feel about the way some wives talk about their men, always complaining about their husbands. Husbands are often the same though, always complaining about their wives. While some couples have a wonderful loving relationship, others seem to have a life of turmoil, filled with arguments and disagreements […]
A couple invited some people over for a dinner party. When the meal was ready to be served, the mother turned to her six year old daughter and asked her, “Would you Like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say”, the little girl replied. “Just say what […]
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon, telling the congregation in no uncertain terms all about the demon drink. With great emphasis, he called out to them, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river”. There are a quiet “Amen” […]
Have you ever heard the expression “A woman is like a tea bag”? What it really means is “You never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water”. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure that’s the truth! Image used under a Collective Commons […]
A very drunken man got on a London bus late one night. He staggered up the aisle and sat down next to an elderly woman. She looked the man up and down and said to him, “I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to Hell!” The man immediately jumped […]
Police Officer Dibble was patrolling around the town in his patrol car one night, on the lookout for trouble. While he was patrolling, he saw two little old ladies, sitting in the front seat of a Chevrolet convertible that was parked in “Honest John’s” used car lot. He could see […]
