A mute man was walking down the street one day, and bumped into a friend of his, who was also a mute. In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been doing. The friend replied (vocally!) “Oh, stop that hand-waving, I can talk now!” Intrigued, the mute pressed him […]
“Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying, “I’m […]
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report, he wanted a video recording of his wife’s activities so he could see for himself what she was getting up to. A week later, the private detective […]
A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The Laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, “Come again?” The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, “Oh, no it’s just mustard this time.” Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/en/view-image.php?image=204338&picture=laundromat-laundrette
Young Billy wanted to be the best, most feared gunfighter in the Old Wild West, so when he spotted Doc Holliday having a beer in a saloon, he asked if he could have a word with him. “Sure, son, what’s on your mind?” asks Doc, looking up at the young […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder what the topic of conversation might be if a group of clergymen from different religions discussed their religions over a game of golf. Well, a priest, a minister and rabbi got together every Wednesday to play a round of golf, and as usual by […]
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked Little Johnny, “Where did you get that turkey?” Little Johnny replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.” Little […]
Alcohol Warning: Due to increasing products liability, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol: Leaves you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. May make you think you are whispering when […]
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, with a box of crabs. A female cabin flight attendant took it and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to […]
The story goes that a young blonde man volunteered for military service during World War II. Despite being blonde, he had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola air force base, skipping boot camp. The very first day at Pensacola, he pilots a plane […]