A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]
Billy was walking through the shopping mall. He went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper several fake notes and started to leave. The shopkeeper called out to him, “Excuse me little boy, this isn’t real money”. Billy continued walking out of the shop and […]
A man frantically rushed out from a hotel and casino on the Las Vegas Strip and stopped the first pedestrian that he saw. The man related a tremendously tearful story about how his wife was on the verge of dying back in their hotel room, because she had run out […]
Melania Trump bought her husband a parrot for his birthday and told vice president Mike Pence, “This parrot is so smart! Donald has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!” “That’s impressive, all right”, Pence said. “But you realize that he just says he words, right? He doesn’t understand […]
Marion loved growing flowering plants, but unfortunately she had developed a reputation over the years for having plants and flowers die under her care. Even though poor Marion followed the planting and watering directions to the letter, still her plants would just wither and die. One day, she put three […]
A man was feeling ill, he had terrible stomach pains, so he asked a friend if he could recommend a Doctor of Internal Medicine. “I know a great Doctor of Internal Medicine”, his friend said, “but the only problem is, he is very expensive. He charges $500 for the first […]
Two friends were talking about technology and what an automated society we live in these days. The topic turned to driving and the latest technological innovations that were to be found in the new models of cars. One friend turned to the other and said, “Have you ever noticed that […]
Realising that his son had reached the age of thirteen, a father asked his son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, obviously troubled by this and he suddenly burst into tears. Confused as to what the problem was, the […]
Jennifer had just returned to the United States after spending a month travelling around Europe. During her month away, she had been to Ireland, England, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, Switzerland and Poland. Her boyfriend Jimmy met her at the airline gate, gave her a huge hug and asked, “So, how […]
God, having finally completed the creation of Earth, put down his tools, sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. “Look, Michael, look what I’ve made”, he called out to one of the angels. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it Lord?” “It’s […]
