When his health began to fail after he retired, Bill’s doctor recommended that he moved to somewhere where it was healthier to live. So, after some research, Bill moved to a small town in Texas. Soon after he had settled into his new surroundings, he met a neighbor who was […]
After a long tiring day at the office, the woman commuter settled down in her seat on the train and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the man who was sitting next to her, pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a loud […]
When old Mrs Weiss was well into her eighties, she decided that she would like to move to Israel. As part of the preparations for her long journey, she went to see her doctor and get all her medical records. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she […]
As I sat waiting for my appointment in the doctor’s reception area, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, […]
Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up in hospital. There was this one nurse there that that just drove me crazy. She was young and pretty, but […]
A young Law student, who had failed his Law exam, went up to his crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student asked him, “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?” The professor replied, “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t […]
This is an old one but a good one about an elderly man on a mobility scooter and a Ferrari. An elderly man who was riding on a mobility scooter, looking about 90 years old if not even older, pulled up next to a doctor at a street light. The […]
A small boy went up to his father and told him proudly, “Daddy, I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled at him and replied, “What do you mean Jimmy, you ‘know‘ what the Bible means?” His son replied, “I do know Daddy!” “Okay”, his father said to him, […]
Did you hear the story about Paddy’s donkey? Well, Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for €100. The farmer agreed that he would deliver the donkey to Paddy the following day. In the morning, the farmer arrived at Paddy’s place and told him, “Sorry Paddy, but I have some […]
A chief executive for a large corporation was due to give an important speech at a major business convention. So he asked the company press officer to write him a punchy, twenty minute speech. When the chief executive returned from the convention, he was furious and went storming into the […]
