There were these two blondes, who were driving along the highway, looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says to the other, “Let’s stop here, and have our picnic under that tree where it’s shady.” The other says, “No! Let’s have it right here in the […]
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you won the lottery? Well, a woman came home, screeching! her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs to her husband who was upstairs, “Honey, pack […]
Little Johnny was walking down the beach, and as he did so, he saw a matronly woman who was sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked her, “Excuse me, but I wondered, do you go to church every week?” “Yes.” she replied. […]
Pete Monaghan, an Irishman who had been living in South Carolina for some years, sadly passed away. Mrs Monaghan went to the local newspaper office to pay for her husband’s obituary. The kind man at the desk told her that it was a dollar a word for the obituary, and […]
When a woman wears leather clothing, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Did you ever stop and wonder why this is? | | | V It’s because she smells like a new truck!
A police officer in a small town in the American Midwest stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain,”. “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back…” “But […]
Old Doctor Carver had reached a ripe old age, but he was still practicing medicine, and what’s more, he still made house calls. One afternoon, he was called to the house of old Mr. and Mrs Tuttle. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came out of the bedroom […]
For an English lesson one day, a school girl was required to write an essay of two hundred and fifty words about an automobile. She submitted the following: “My uncle bought a second-hand automobile. He was riding in the country when it busted up a hill. I guess this is […]
Hung Chow telephones his place of work in San Francisco and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel […]
Who reading this can honestly say that they could live without their computer? Over the last few years, we have all become accustomed to having a computer, sending and receiving emails, visiting web sites to research topics and to buy and sell things, and more recently to spend countless hours […]