A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house. She knocked on the door, there was no answer. She tried the door, which was unlocked, so she decided to walk in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law, lying […]
Doesn’t it seem funny when you think about it, that in general, men are just happier people than women. Have you ever noticed that compared with women, men are rarely depressed and wondered why that is? Here are just a few reasons why that might be… Your last name stays […]
A doctor was giving a lecture to a large audience in Dublin, about the bad choices that we make in deciding what food we eat and how this affects our health. “We eat so unhealthily these days”, the doctor said. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to […]
Why are wedding dresses white? It must have been a very brave man who wrote this joke. If you are going to share it, I guess you are even braver. You are going to share this right, or are you a wimp? One day, a son asked his mother the […]
Two women dog owners were arguing over which of their dogs was smarter. The first woman bragged, “My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. Then, he takes a newspaper and brings it to me”. The second woman replied, “I know”. The first […]
Prison inmates at a correctional facility in Ohio were allowed to shine shoes in order to earn some extra money. One day, a man was having his shoes shined when the prisoner began to complain. “Here I am with a degree and I have to resort to shining shoes”, the […]
A man was sitting alone in his living room one night when out of his ashtray, up popped a genie. “…and what will your third wish be?” the genie asked him. The man looked at the genie in surprise and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third wish […]
Did you hear the story about when Paddy broke his leg and his mate Michael went round to see him? He found Paddy sitting on the couch with his leg in a cast, up to the thigh. Michael asked him, “How are you doing Paddy?” Paddy replied, “Do us a […]
A man was shopping in the menswear department at Bloomingdale’s, when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman who was standing behind the sales counter. He went up to her, smiled and said, “Good morning, madam”. She smiled back at him pleasantly and asked “And what would you like?” The man […]
One day, Little Johnny went to the library and asked to check out a book titled “A Comprehensive Guide for Mothers”. “Is this for your mother?” the librarian asked him. “No”, Little Johnny said. “So why are you checking it out?” the librarian asked him. Little Johnny replied, “Because I […]
