A priest was given a new post at a church in Alaska. After a couple of years, the bishop went to visit him to see how his posting was working out. “How are you doing up here?” the Bishop asked the priest. “It’s really cold,” the priest answered. “If it […]
Two women were sitting in a doctor’s waiting room. As so often happens, they began comparing notes on their various medical problems. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said the first woman, “but I guess it’s impossible.” “I used to feel just the same way,” said […]
On their sixtieth anniversary, an elderly couple took a walk back to their old high school, holding hands all the way. They had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood in the small town that they grew up in after they retired. She school building […]
A psychiatrist was interviewing a new patient who had been recommended to see him. “You say that you are here” the psychiatrist inquired, “because your family is worried about your taste in socks?” “Yes that’s correct”, the patient muttered. “I like wool socks”. “But that’s perfectly normal”, replied the psychiatrist. […]
An old man goes to the doctor for a checkup and is seen by a new doctor that he hasn’t seen before. You are in incredible shape”, the doctor said, having given the old man a complete physical examination. “How old are you again?” “I am 78 years old”, the […]
Over breakfast one day, a wife asked her husband what he would do if she were to suddenly die. The husband thought for a minute and then replied, “I would most likely die too”. Completely surprised at his answer, the wife asked him, “Why?” The husband replied, “Well, you know […]
One morning, St. Peter was on greeter duty at the Pearly Gates, when he heard a commotion from down the long and winding road that leads to the entrance to Heaven. He looked up and saw a large group of at least a thousand people converging on the Pearly Gates. […]
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked up a pack of Tampax and made their way to the counter to pay. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “I’m eight”, the boy replied. The man continued, “This is a pack of Tampax. […]
Dolores was a really fertile woman and ended up with a rather large family. It seemed that every time she so much as engaged in a frolic with her husband, she became pregnant. It wasn’t just the number of pregnancies that she had, she also gave birth to twins and […]
A friend and I were standing inside a building of a local theme park on a very windy day. We were looking outside, watching an employee who was sweeping up leaves. She was a tiny woman, barely 5 foot tall and skinny as a rake, who was having a rough […]
