A few years ago, the mayor of Phoenix, Arizona, was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the city. No matter how hard he tried, he could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk […]
A Frenchman walked into a bar with a parrot perched on his shoulder. The bartender said to him, “Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get him?” “In France”, the parrot replied, “they have millions of them”.
I guess pretty much everyone has heard of the “You Might Be A Redneck If” jokes, created by Jeff Foxworthy, but have you thought that there are probably just as many “You Might Be A Yankee If” jokes. Sure, why shouldn’t there be Yankee jokes as well as Redneck jokes! […]
A blonde woman went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses at the Dude Ranch asked if her if she wanted a Western or an English saddle. The blonde woman asked what the difference between them was. “Well”, the cowboy said, “one has a horn and […]
An aircraft that was carrying a full cargo of Pepsi was flying over Papua New Guinea when it had a malfunction and went down in the jungle. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company, having sent out search planes to try and locate the crashed plane, finally located the wreckage. […]
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever, physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said to her, “Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems with you, however I did notice […]
A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. “What delicious food might this package contain?” the mouse thought to himself. He was devastated to discover that it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed a […]
This is one of those Daddy and Son conversations that make you think and then hopefully something good comes out of it. Son: “Daddy, may I ask you a question”. Daddy: “Yeah sure, what it is?” Son: “Dad, how much do you make an hour” Daddy: “That’s none of your […]
An Irishman who looks like he is getting on a bit in years walks into a pub in Dublin, where he orders three pints of Guinness. He then sits at a table in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each Guinness in turn. When he finishes […]
Have you tried lots of diets without success? Have you heard of the Miracle Cat Diet? It could be the one for you! Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, well now there is […]
