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Burglars

“Didn¹t you suspect burglars had been in your house when you saw all the drawers had been pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” the police officer asked the woman. “No”, she replied, “I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt. Image used […]

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A Bit Of Advice

Michael met Paddy in the street and said to him, “Paddy my old friend, can I give you a bit of advice?” “Sure”, said Paddy, “what’s that bit of advice you’re wanting to tell me Michael?” Michael replied, “Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your […]

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A Piano For Her Birthday

Seamus bought his wife a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, his friend Murphy asked how she was doing with it. “Oh the piano”, Seamus replied, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet”. “A clarinet! How come?” Murphy asked. “It’s all on account of my health”, Seamus […]

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Southern Wife

A Southern wife came home early, just in time to find her husband in the bedroom with another woman, a young woman at that. As the young woman gathered up her clothes and quickly disappeared, the Southern wife did what any good Southern wife would do. With what appeared like […]

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A Blonde Walked Into A Police Station

A blonde walked into a police station and asked to speak to the police chief. When the police chief came out, she told him that she wanted to be a police officer. The police chief said, “Come in my office and let me ask you a few questions”. So, the […]

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Baby Skunk

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asked her husband to stop the car as there was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road. The wife got out of the car to see if the baby skunk was still […]

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Three Women Went Down To Mexico

Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they were to be executed in the morning. The veally frustrating thing was though that none of them could remember what […]

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Old Men And Golf

This is a story about old men and golf that was emailed to me by an old golfing friend some years ago. If you are of a certain age and if you are from Florida or have played golf there, Florida being the “Snowbird zone” where wealthy people spend their […]

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A Father And Son Went Fishing

A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “Dad, how does this boat float?” The father thought for a moment, then replied, “I don’t rightly know, son”. The […]

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Rolls Of Turf

Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past them, loaded up with rolls of turf. Seamus turned and said, “You know what Murphy, I’m gonna do that when I win the lottery”. “What do you mean Seamus?” Murphy asked. Seamus replied, “I’m going to send […]