Billy Bob was filling his pickup truck with gas at a rural gas station. He was in a bit of a hurry and unfortunately when he pulled the nozzle out of his car, some gas poured onto his rolled up shirt sleeve. The gas station attendant, seeing what had happened, […]
A Jewish American couple were on vacation in the Holy Land and sitting having a coffee outside a souvenir shop in Bethlehem. While they were sitting there drinking their coffee, an Arab gentleman came up to them, carrying a bunch of leather belts and he did his best to try […]
A man went into a flower shop, looked around and seemed rather unsure as to what he was looking for, so the florist asked him if she could be of assistance. The man said nervously, “Er, I’d like some flowers please”. “Certainly, Sir”, the florist replied, “What sort of flowers […]
So ladies, here’s a question for you. Are you a real woman or a Martha Stewart kind of woman? I know this might sound like a strange kind of question, but there really are different kinds of women out there aren’t there. If you are more like Martha Stewart, everything […]
This is another of those hilarious funny top ten lists, You Know You Are A Bad Cook When… I wonder how many of these you can identify with or have personally experienced. You Know You Are A Bad Cook When You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. You […]
A man was showering in the changing room after a workout session in the gym with a friend. While he was showering he couldn’t help but notice that his friend was very well endowed. “Wow Tom, I’m impressed!” Harry said, pointing towards his friend’s stunning manhood. “Well, I wasn’t always […]
Two Irish friends decided to go skydiving one day. So, they booked a jump at a local airfield, went up in the plane and both jumped out. Paddy hurtled through the air for a couple of minuted, then pulled his ripcord and the parachute opened perfectly, slowing him down and […]
So you think you know everything about marriage and relationships, but nothing has proven to be quite as insightful as Grandpa’s relationship advice. Grandpa has had a lifetime of events to look back on and during that time he has quite probably had more experience when it comes to relationships […]
A priest decided to play a round of golf one Sunday, after he had given the mass. He was standing halfway down the first fairway, waiting to take his second shot, when he heard someone call out “FORE!”. Well the next thing you know, a ball slammed into the priest’s […]
A couple went to see the obstetrician, because their young daughter had red hair. “Doctor”, the girl’s father said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I am really concerned about our daughter. She can’t possibly be mine because she has red hair”. “That’s nonsense”, the obstetrician said. “Even though both […]
An car insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes failed while they were driving down a really steep hill. “Tom, I can’t stop!” his wife screamed in panic, “what should I do?” “Just brace yourself darling”, her husband said, “and try to hit something cheap!” I […]
One rainy afternoon when he couldn’t think of anything to do, an old man decided to do something that he hadn’t done for many years, he went to see a movie. So he travelled from his rural home town into the city and went into the movie theater. After buying […]