With one of the best jokes collections online, The Laughline is guaranteed to get you laughing. We have over 2,000 funny jokes that have been collected over more than 20 years. Only the best jokes are good enough, although we do have some really bad jokes that are sure to […]
Some newly married friends of ours were spending a few days with us, when the topic of children came up in conversation. You know how newlyweds can be, full of great ideas, often ones they have spent years dreaming about, but as anyone who has been married for a while […]
There have been a lot of pick up line jokes over the years, but have you ever heard any Medieval Pick Up Lines? In days of old, it must have been hard to introduce yourself to a fair maiden. Just finding the right thing to say to have a chance […]
Have you heard about Annie Oakley’s sister? I guess everyone has heard about Annie Oakley, the famous sharp-shooter of the old Wild West who toured the world with Wild Bill Hickock’s Wild West Show and was the inspiration behind the musical Annie Get Your Gun. Well if you grew up […]
A teenage girl, complete with fake tan, eyelashes and eyebrows, went to church, knelt in the confessional box and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”. “What is it, my child?” the priest answered. The teenage girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day […]
So, this man was in a really unhappy marriage, so he found a hitman and asked him to kill his wife. Now we all know (or at least should know) that there are other ways to sort marital problems out, so don’t do this at home folks and for those […]
A woman bought a dog for her husband. She was passing the animal shelter one day and this one kept looking at her and wagging his tail, she was sure it was smiling at her. She just fell in love with it and bought it there and then. When she […]
When you buy something nd it has a lifetime warranty, you expect it to last a lifetime, right? Sadly that doesn’t always happen, especially these days, as you will find out. A man marched angrily into a jewellery shop, walked up to where store manager was standing and slammed his […]
One Sunday morning, Ellen took a friend of hers, who is blind to church with her. While they were waiting for the Sunday service to begin, several children in the congregation who were fascinated with her friend’s Braille Bible. One of the adults came over to see what the children […]
A businessman was spending a few days in the big city and decided to check into what was advertized as a “Futuristic Hotel”. He really enjoyed new and inovative technology, so thought that this would be a very interesting place to stay. He wondered what kinds of gadgets and technology […]
Little Johnny was staying with his Grandma for a few days while his parents were on vacation. He had been playing outside in the street with the other local kids for a while, when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what is that called when two people […]
