A woman storms into her boss’s office and she tells him in no uncertain words, “I heard that all the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment, everyone except for me!” Her boss is still staring at her in shock and surprise when she continues her […]
I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you are going to make it home without going. You know what I mean, we have all been there. A lot […]
During the Sunday Service in the church and right in the middle of his sermon, the visiting Minister suddenly stopped talking and called one of the ushers over to the pulpit. He pointed across to a man in the 4th row who had quite obviously nodded off, much to the […]
Little Johnny and little Timmy were in the playground having an argument about their families and who had the best. “My father is better than your father”, said little Timmy. “No he’s not”, little Johnny replied. “Well, my brother is better than your brother”, little Timmy called back. “No he’s […]
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” Her boss practically erupted like a volcano, standing up and thumping his fist on his desk, almost spilling his cup of coffee. “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” […]
An Irishman went for a job as a labourer on a building site. The foreman asked him, “Can you brew tea?” The Irishman replied, “Yes, I can brew tea”. “Good”, the foreman said. “Can you drive a fork lift?” The Irishman looked at him and said, “Just how bloody big […]
Patrick applied for a job as the head chef at a very fancy restaurant. “Come to the kitchen and show us what you can do”, the manager said to him. “Give me an egg”, said Patrick, “any size, any colour”. The manager reached over and gave Patrick an egg. As […]
A local bakery decided to hire someone part-time to work in the shop and ended up employing a blonde woman who was in her early twenty’s and who could work evenings and weekends. She appeared to be perfect for the job, however she did have had one eccentric characteristic, which […]
The world’s thinnest books. If you think about it, the scope for books in this topic has to be enormous. When it comes to talent (or lack of), politics, religion, types of jobs or people’s traits, there has to be loads of book titles you could come up with. These […]
A blonde woman returned home from work one day and was shocked to find her house had been burgled and ransacked. She telephoned the police at once to report the crime. The police dispatcher immediately broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit that was patrolling nearby was […]
