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The Software Engineer

A software engineer decided he needed a really good break from work after completing a long and complicated project, so he booked a luxury cruise to the islands of Polynesia […]

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Bob Bought A Fox Home

So Bob went out and got drunk one night and I’m not quite sure how it happened but somehow Bob bought a fox home with him. Before you start thinking […]

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The Writer Of Cowboy Stories

Back in the days of the old Wild West, a writer of cowboy stories arrived in a small Western town on the stagecoach. He booked a room at the only […]

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Infidelity

A man and a woman were driving down a country road and having a seriously heated argument about the man’s frequent infidelity. The woman, having had enough of his pathetic […]

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Premature Ejaculation

Premature ejaculation is a problem that many men suffer from as they get older and Bob had got to that time in his life where it was affecting his performance […]

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Terrible Constipation

An old lady was suffering from terrible constipation, so she decided to pay a visit to her doctor. The doctor gave her two suppositories and told her to go home […]

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Two Old Maid Sisters

Once upon a time there were two old maid sisters who had never been with a man before and who being now middle aged were both still virgins. One Friday […]

Merry Christmas From The Laughline

Merry Christmas From The Laughline

From us here at The Laughline to you at home or wherever you happen to be, we wish you a very Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for a Happy, Healthy […]

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Funny Christmas Pictures 3

We have another set of really funny Christmas pictures for you here and we hope you get a good laugh out of them. If you do, please share this post […]

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A Man Went Into A Pub

So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder. As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good […]

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The Sherwood Forest Cycle Race

We went to see a cycle race in Sherwood Forest today. It was advertised as a spectacular event with all the entrants being dressed up as the famous local outlaw […]

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Carob Beans

This is a story about carob beans which was inspired by seeing a carob tree that was loaded with carob beans while I was on a recent holiday in Cyprus. […]