So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder. As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good look at him and said, “wow that’s an interesting pet you have there, what’s his name?” The man replied, “He’s […]
We went to see a cycle race in Sherwood Forest today. It was advertised as a spectacular event with all the entrants being dressed up as the famous local outlaw from Sherwood Forest. We found a place to stand and wait for the competitors and it wasn’t long before the […]
This is a story about carob beans which was inspired by seeing a carob tree that was loaded with carob beans while I was on a recent holiday in Cyprus. We had driven up to the northwest coast of Cyprus and were out walking and looking out over the coast, […]
Keep up to date with what’s new on The Laughline and what’s topical with our list of things to look out for in Summer 2023. Summer means holidays and vacations, maybe trips overseas or to the beach and hot weather. Here are some ways to find topical jokes for the […]
I guess enough of us men can identify with the following story, especially if we have ever struggled on the dating scene and been too shy to talk to a girl, especially a stunning one when we were single and drunk. Going to a bar or club when you are […]
Two Jewish men were having a meal in a Indian restaurant in New York. Moishe thought for a minute, then turned to his friend Abraham and asked, !Hey Abe, do you think there are there any people of our faith who were born and raised in India?” Abraham replied, “I […]
Do you love coffee? I love coffee so much, I struggle to get through the day without a cup of coffee. I’m sure that if you are a coffee lover too, you know exactly what I mean. The problem is though, that my wife can’t stand coffee. It’s not just […]
So this man staggered into the hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor examined him and not having seen anything like this before, he asked the man what happened. “Well, it was like this”, the man said. “I was […]
You loved our other collections of funny Easter pictures and asked for more, so in response to this demand, here are some more funny Easter pictures to help get you laughing. As always, if you enjoy our content, please share our posts to help spread the laughter and we love […]
There is a strange legend that I have heard told about the cemetery where Mozart was buried. After the great compiser Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart passed away, he was buried in the churchyard of St. Marx in Vienna in his native Austria. The interesting thing is though, his grave is unmarked. […]
So the young couple left the church where they had been just married, said farefell to their families and friends and drove a couple of hours to the hotel that they had booked for the first night of their honeymoon. The hotel had kindly left a bottle of champagne in […]
Seamus was walking along a Belfast street one night when suddenly he was confronted with a masked man who had a gun pointed right at him. The gunman asked him, “Are you Protestant or Catholic?” Well as you can imagine, poor Seamus was scared out of his wits, but he […]