We all love Limericks, those short five line poems that are so catchy, but have you ever seen any Chocolate Limericks? We haven’t here at The Laughline either, so we thought we would write some to try and get some laughs at fresh laughing material. If you enjoy these Chocolate […]
Have you ever thought about the laws of nature? I find it quite amazing just how many there are and also that these laws of mother nature always hold fast and true. For example, a baby ape will always grow up to be an ape. That’s right, see. Likewise, a […]
Carpooling can be great can’t it, allowing you to share the task of driving to work or in this case, take it in turns taking your children to events. But carpooling only really works if both parties can honor the commitment of providing transport when required. Well, for the second […]
When Dolores got married, she put a shoe box in the closet and told her husband never to open it. After over fifty years of marriage, she was confined to her bed and only had hours left to live, so she called her husband to her bedside and told him […]
A small town mayor decided to send out pens to the residents that had the message “Got a complaint? Call the mayor” printed on them. One morning the mayor’s phone rang and his secretary answered it. “Who was that?” the mayor asked her. “It was a resident with a gripe”, […]
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you like to sit?” he asked her politely. “The front row, please”, she answered. “You really don’t want to do that”, […]
If you are in the under 30 age group or even in the under 40 age group, you really don’t know just how spoiled you are growing up in the 1990’s or earlier. If like me you grew up in the 1970’s or earlier, you will really appreciate the memories […]
Liam was taking a stroll down by the harbour one day when he saw his friend Seamus walking by the sea wall with a nice looking dog. Liam went over to Seamus and asked, “does your dog bite?” Seamus replied, “no he never bites”. So Liam bent down to stroke […]
A young man was shopping for a few items in the grocery store when he noticed an elderly lady following him around. He thought nothing of it, ignored her and carried on shopping, but he couldn’t help but notice that whichever aisle he was in, she was there close behind […]
It was Saturday night in the nursing home and one old man was feeling like a bit of action, despite his 80 or so years of age. He looked over at the old lady who was sitting next to him and said to her, “I know just what you need […]
Late one night, a woman who was totally naked and obviously very drunk, jumped into a New York City taxi. The cab driver, who was an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He kept staring at her and made no attempt to start the […]
Three young married women were at a cocktail party talking and the conversation inevitably turned to their position in life. As so often happens occasions like this, it soon became obvious that they were trying to brag about how their lives were going and about their husbands. The first married […]