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Just Married Newlyweds. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/photosession-lovers-pair-young-1275311/

So the young couple left the church where they had been just married, said farefell to their families and friends and drove a couple of hours to the hotel that they had booked for the first night of their honeymoon. The hotel had kindly left a bottle of champagne in […]

Just Married

Masked Man. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/mask-man-face-person-human-456348/

Seamus was walking along a Belfast street one night when suddenly he was confronted with a masked man who had a gun pointed right at him. The gunman asked him, “Are you Protestant or Catholic?” Well as you can imagine, poor Seamus was scared out of his wits, but he […]

Masked Man

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Long_Voyage_Home

Patrick, Murphy and Seamus staggered out of a pub in Dublin and flagged down a passing taxi. The taxi driver stopped and seeing that they were so inebriated when they got in and problably didn’t have a clue about what has happening, he decided to play a trick on them. […]

Patrick Murphy And Seamus

Chinese Woman. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/chinese-woman-asian-girl-person-6127115/

I bumped into my hot Chinese neighbour earlier as I was coming back from shopping. I invited her in for a coffee and we sat in my living room chatting for a while, when she told me she was desperate for a roger. Well, who was I to refuse her, […]

My Hot Chinese Neighbour

Psychic Medium. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/illustrations/fantasy-portrait-fantasy-portrait-4520866/

A widower never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive, but after she passed away, he found that now he was living on his own, he was desperately missing his wife. So he went to see a psychic to see if she could put him in contact […]

The Widower’s Wife

Jameson Irish Whisky. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.hippopx.com/en/jameson-whisky-beach-kenya-partay-bottle-sand-88369

Here’s a little Irish poem that has a certain truth to it. There are many good reasons for drinking,One has just entered my head.If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living,How the hell can he drink when he’s dead? Goto love the Irish way of thinking haven’t you. Image used […]

A Little Irish Poem

Lady Golfer Woman Golfer. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pt/view-image.php?image=95400&picture=lady-golfer

Two women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. At the fifth hole, the first woman teed off and watched in horror as the ball went in a different direction to what she intended and headed directly toward a foursome of men who were playing the next hole. The woman […]

Two Women Playing Golf

Bald Head Bald Patch. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/jennifrog/2864422381

Now in his mid thirties, Roger had become increasingly frustrated about his hair receding and most of all the fact that he was developing a bald patch. So when he went to the barber for his regular haircut, he asked the barber if he knew of any way to treat […]

Bald Patch

Ten Commandments. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/illustrations/christian-christianity-religion-1316187/

Have you ever wondered why the Jews have Ten Commandments? Well, it’s a long story and a very old one too, but a few thousand years ago, God came up with this great idea for helping mankind and went to share it with the people of the Earth. God first […]

Why The Jews Have Ten Commandments

Galway Advertiser Classified Ads. Image from the Galway Advertiser https://www.advertiser.ie/galway

So Michael went to the phone box down the road and called the local newspaper office. “Is that the Galway Advertiser?” Michael asked. “Yes sir, it is to be sure”, the lady on the other end of the phone replied. “How much would it be to put an ad in […]

An Ad In The Local Newspaper

Dog Corgi. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/animal-corgi-pet-canine-mammal-6902459/

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb is one of those silly but funny top ten lists. We hope you enjoy this and if you love dogs we are sure you will. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining and the day is young We’ve got our […]

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light …

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Overweight Fat Man. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Centrally_Obese_Man.jpg

Mary was fed up with the fact that her husband Derek was overweight, so she put him on the spot and asked him why he wasn’t doing anything about shedding a few pounds, especially as Summer was fast approaching. “But Mary honey”, he replied, trying to fob his wife off […]

Overweight Husband

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