TWO PART QUESTION
Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $1,000,000 Question TV Quiz
Show. The night before the big question, he told the host that he desired a
question on American History.
The big night arrived. and Bob made his way on stage in front of the studio and
TV audience. He had become the talk of the town. He was the best guest this
show had ever seen.
The host stepped up to the microphone.
“Bob, you have chosen American History as your final question. You know that if
you correctly answer this question, you will walk away one million dollars
richer. Are you ready?”
Bob nodded with a cocky confidence — the crowd went nuts. He hadn’t missed a
question all week.
“Bob, yours is a two-part question. As you know, you may answer either part
first. As a rule, the second half of the question is always easier. Which part
would you like to take a stab at first?”
Bob was becoming more noticeably nervous. He couldn’t believe it. He was not
sure, but American History was his best subject, so he played it safe.
“I’ll try the easier part first.”
The host nodded approvingly. “Here we go, Bob. I will ask you the second half
first, then the first half.”
The audience grew silent with anticipation…..
“Bob, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?”
1. The Joke of the Day (above)
2. The Big Poddy Speaks
3. The Bonus Joke
4. Another Bonus Joke
5. Today’s Adult Joke
6. My Other Joke Pages
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THE BIG PODDY SPEAKS
Time as usual is not on my side, which is why the flow of jokes out to you all
has been slow as always. Despite the new jokes coming in, it’s not easy trying
to pick ones that are both new and good, even harder if they have to be clean as
But here is a post for you, and I hope you enjoy this selection of jokes I have
This weekend was a good one, watching my eldest daughter play softball on
Saturday morning (her team won), then taking both of my girls to the local park
on Sunday, where they played on the playground, flew kites, threw Frisbees, and
had a great time. Followed of course by a trip to Wendy’s for Frosties -
There is a water playground at the park we went to, and on Sunday it was open
for people to take their dogs in. It was great fun watching dozens and dozens
of dogs, large and small, swimming and chasing each other through the water,
catching toys, and just having the time of their lives. I think when I die I
want to come back as a dog.
As many of you know, I have been creating a jokes page on Squidoo every month,
and although it didn’t get completed until the end of the month, I now have the
page completed for October, and it’s been going down really well so far. For
October I dug out some really funny dog pictures. I found some for September
too, but I think the October ones by far are even better, and to top it all I
found some incredibly funny videos of dogs on trampolines. If you have never
seen a dog on a trampoline, then you do not want to miss this. The Daily Jokes
For October page is at http://www.squidoo.com/the_daily_joke_october_2008 -
don’t miss it. Meantime I am working on the page for November – better late
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of all the lenses that I have created – over 60 now covering a number
of different topics.
That’s it from me for today.
Enjoy the jokes.
Hope you have a great week.
Tony -> The Big Poddy
THE BONUS JOKE
“The boss has been on the phone” said Cassidy. “He says they’re sending down a
thousand bricks this afternoon”.
“My God” cried Kelly, “how many bricks are in a thousand?”
“I don’t know” said Cassidy, “but there must be millions!”
ANOTHER BONUS JOKE
Yesterday I went to the optician’s, walked up to the counter and said to the guy
on duty, “I think my eyes are going.”
He said, “They’ve gone mate – this is Burger King.”
UH-OH — ADULT MATERIAL FOLLOWS — WARNING !!!!!!!
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Johnson to see about about enlarging her
Dr. Johnson advised her, “Every day after your shower rub your chest and say,
“Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific
One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had
forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she
didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the
bus closed her eyes and said, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”
A man sitting nearby looked at her, “By any chance, are you a patient of Dr.
“Why, yes I am… How did you know?”
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, “Hickory dickory dock…”
MORE ADULT MATERIAL FOLLOWS — WARNING !!!!!!!
“I’ve got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills.
I can’t afford to get pregnant!” said Rose to Nina.
“But I thought you said your husband had a vasectomy,” Nina responded.
“He did. That’s why I can’t afford to get pregnant.”
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