Twenty Fifth Anniversary

On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.

“Oh. it’s not over yet,” says he.

Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box.

She opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills,

“What in the world are these?”

“Aspirin,” he replies.

“But I don’t have a headache,” says she.

“GOTCHA!”