Apologies for an other long absence as I try to get my life back in
order, which has left me often putting the laughline on the back
burner unfortunately. Although, I do notice that the number of
members tends to build up when I don’t send any mail out, and when I
do the total goes down again. I’m not sure what it is, but I do
make sure I shower and use deoderant before I send out any jokes!
Anyhow, I was going through my junk mail folder this morning, and I
came across this message which looked so genuine, it couldn’t
possibly be spam or an attempt to lure me to part with my hard earned
money. I mean, just look at the letter below and it’s obvious from
the perfect grammar and spelling that it’s written by a wealthy
English lady… Oh and the address has to be real too…
Well here it is – unedited…
—————————- Original Message ————————
Subject: AUPAIR / NANNY IS URGENTLY NEEDED
From: “MRS. LINDA PERRY” <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thu, November 29, 2007 4:56 am
Dear Aupair / Nanny,
Aupair / Nanny is urgently needed.
My name is Mrs. Linda perry, I am 39 years old Woman, I work
Engineering Company in United Kingdom and i don’t usually stays home
unless during weekends.My contact address is : 21,Collingham Road
Kensington Norwich,London Sw5 Olx England.
I am urgenly need an Aupair / Nanny for my 2 children… Name Glosery
and judiet. they are both 3 and 6 years old, Cos i am currently offer
a job in my previous company as a stock keeper at the London Super
I am a busy woman and my husband who is the father of my children is
also an international oil firm Man working with the Oil firm in the
state of America as the chief Enginearing in the state. So we are so
less busy and do not stay at home regularly that why will need an
Aupair / Nanny to take a good care after our 2 children.
We are offering 1,500 pounds every four weeks and 500 pounds weekly
allowance… You will have your own apartment with a personal
bathroom and toilet..
if you are willing to work with us, We will provide you a personal
car that you will be use here in Uk. your duty is to just take a good
care of the children and took them to the school…
if you are interest in this offer kindly email me back at this email
or phone number ( email@example.com ), so that i will be bale to
get back to you immediately.
I am waiting for your urgently respond. Thank you for taking the time
to read my mails /offer
Mrs Linda Perry
I hope you enjoyed that, and YES it’s exactly what I received in the
mail. If you are unable to take the position, I’m sure one of your
friends would like it <grin>. Be sure to forward it on just in
Well Christmas Season is here and not only do I have to finish
getting ready for the holidays, work is really busy as well. I hope
to get some more jokes out as soon as I can.
Keep laughing, keep smiling, and remember if you keep doing both -
the whole world will know you are stoned… LOL!
Until the next installment…
Tony, The Big Poddy…