1. Fine:
   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes:
   If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing:
   This is the calm be fore the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes.   Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead:
   This is a dare, not permission.  Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh:
   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay:
   This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.  That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks:
   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say you’re welcome.  (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot‘ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome‘ .   That will bring on a ‘whatever‘).
8. Whatever:
   Is a woman’s way o f saying F– YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it:
   Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.   This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?‘   For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the 20 men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

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