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Little Boy Logic

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A young boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book.

About every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says, “Thomas, are you all right? You’ve been in there for a while.”

Thomas says, “I’m fine, Mommy. I just haven’t gone yet.”

Mother says, “Okay, you can stay in there a few more minutes, but Thomas, why are you hitting yourself on the head?”

Thomas says, “Well it works for ketchup!”

Restroom Story

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restroom-stallI was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:   “Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom, but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered,  somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!”

And the other guy says: “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that?  

At that point, I’m thinking this Is too bizarre so I say:  ”Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!”

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.  ”Can I come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.  

I tell him, “No……..I’m a little busy right now!!!”

Then I hear the guy say nervously…

“Listen, I’ll have to call you back.  There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!”