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I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am, I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam; I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections, I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions; I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a clown, And I know how [...]
Tags: beer, beer gut, belch in public, body hair, getting wasted, man put downs, nuts, spam, toilet seat, woman
We were at the children’s museum which is full of hands-on arts and craft things, and she was playing with some pieces of metal, screws and nuts, sticking them to a magnetized board to make a picture. “What’s that” I asked, “a face?” “Yes” she said. “Well what are all those hanging down?” I then [...]
Tags: bolts, boogers, childrens museum, crafts, curiosity, hands-on, magnetized, magnets, metal, museum, nuts, Pictures
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