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I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am,
I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam;
I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections,
I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions;
I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a clown,
And I know how to put that damned toilet [...]
Tags: beer, beer gut, belch in public, body hair, getting wasted, man put downs, nuts, spam, toilet seat, woman
We were at the children’s museum which is full of hands-on arts and craft things, and she was playing with some pieces of metal, screws and nuts, sticking them to a magnetized board to make a picture.
“What’s that” I asked, “a face?”
“Yes” she said.
“Well what are all those hanging down?” I then asked out of [...]
Tags: bolts, boogers, childrens museum, crafts, curiosity, hands-on, magnetized, magnets, metal, museum, nuts, Pictures
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