Doing rounds, a new nurse couldn’t help overhearing the surgeon yelling, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!”
“Why does he keep doing that?” she asked a colleague.
“Oh, he likes to call the shots around here.”

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Apparently the American Medical Association has just weighed in on the new economic stimulus package . . .
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt [...]

Tags: administration, allergists, dermatologists, economic stimulus, economy, gas, government, medical, neirologists, pathologists, podiatrists, washington

What’s the difference between a neurotic, a psychotic and a psychiatrist?
A neurotic is the person who builds a castle in the air.
A psychotic is the person who lives in it.
And a psychiatrist is the person who collects the rent.

Tags: castles, medical, mental health, neurotic, psychiatrist, psychotic

Giving an elderley man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, “Do you play hockey?”
“No” said the man.
“Do you play soccer?” said the doctor.
“No” the man said.
“Do you play any other physical sport?” asked the doctor, curious to know how what caused the bruises.
“Not at all” said [...]

Tags: bridge, bruises, doctor, elderley, exam, medical