Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore.
Jacob suggests that they go in, and then Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
” Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers ” Yes”.
Jacob: “Do you sell [...]

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry.
God decides it all way [...]

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A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and [...]

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At a wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest.
An elderly couple, who were married over 60 years, was selected.
The DJ asked them, “What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?”
The woman said, “The three most important words in a marriage are, ‘You’re probably right.’”
Everyone then looked [...]

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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight.” he said with a smile.
The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and she couldn’t wait for her husband to return home.
That [...]

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A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.
The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice.
“Father,” he said, “I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage.  [...]

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