A LIMERICK FOR SAINT PATRICK’S DAY
When the world’s dressed up in their green
The brightest colors that you have seen
They are drinking good cheer
With green colored beer
It’s not dirty though, it’s clean

A POEM FOR SAINT PATRICK’S DAY
Saint Patrick would have never believed
How his memory would become perceived
In the Emerald Isle they do it [...]

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Seamus was thinking of buying a coffee maker but was concerned it might be too complicated to operate.
The salesman assured him it was easy to use.
“You simply put in the coffee and filter, fill the reservoir with water, slide the switch to auto and go to bed. When you wake up you can enjoy a [...]

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field.
The Englishman says “Look at that fine English cow.”
The Irishman disagreed, saying “No, it’s an Irish cow.”
The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. “No, it’s a Scottish cow – it’s got bagpipes underneath!”

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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
The man said, “I do, Father.”
The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.”
Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“Certainly, Father,” was the man’s reply.
“Then [...]

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Maggie Murphy was complaining about her husband, Paddy, spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along.
“What’ll ya have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So Paddy ordered a couple of Jamesons and threw his down in one go.
Maggie watched him, then took a [...]

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Casey, Murphy and Sullivan were talking in the pub.
Casey and Sullivan are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the Murphy remained quiet.
After a while Casey turns to Murphy and says, “Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?”
Murphy says, “I’ll tell you. Just [...]

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An Irishman goes for a job on a building site.
The foreman says, “Can you brew tea?”
The Irishman says, “Yes.”
“Good.  Can you drive a fork lift?”
The Irishman looks at him and says, “Just how bloody big is the teapot?”

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