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Doing rounds, a new nurse couldn’t help overhearing the surgeon yelling, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!”
“Why does he keep doing that?” she asked a colleague.
“Oh, he likes to call the shots around here.”
Tags: calling the shots, hospital, hospital jokes, measles, medical, Medical Jokes, nurse, surgeon, tetans, typhoid
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
“Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?”
“I don’t see why not,” replies the doctor.
“That’s [...]
Tags: bandaged, doctor, hands, hospital, patient, piano, surgery
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