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October 29th, 2009 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Halloween JokesA bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate’s outfit.
The spotted [...]
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