Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of golf balls.
A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means that on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud.
I almost feel like a hybrid.
Paddy came home after his regular Saturday golf game, and his wife asked why he doesn’t include Sean O’Connor in the games anymore.
Paddy replied “Would you want to play with someone who cheats constantly, swears all the time, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?”
“Of course I wouldn’t,” his wife said.
“Well,” says Paddy, “Neither would Sean O’Connor.”