A MAN SAT IN HIS ARMCHAIR WRITING HIS FINAL WILL
HE CALLS ACROSS TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS TO HER
“WHEN I DIE I’M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU MY LOVE!”
SHE SHOUTS BACK “YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY BASTARD !! “
Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore.
Jacob suggests that they go in, and then Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
” Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers ” Yes”.
Jacob: “Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Jacob; “How about Viagra”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins and sleeping pills?”
Jacob turns to Rebecca: “Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding gift list with them.