This has to be one of the worst Christmas jokes ever, but if we didn’t include the bad jokes, there wouldn’t be much to laugh at would there! Here it is, so enjoy, or not as the case may be…
A man decides to return to his hometown at Christmas, and visits a diner that is run by an old friend.
The man goes in for breakfast, has a good look at the menu, but can’t make up his mind what to have.
The owner passes by the table, see the man struggling to decide what to order for breakfast, and recommends the Eggs Benedict.
That sounded good, so the man ordered it and waited for it to arrive.
After about 20 minutes, and several cups of coffee later, the owner shows up at the diner’s table with the meal served on an old chrome hubcap.
The man is shocked, and says, “What the heck is this?”
The owner replies, “This is your Eggs Benedict sir, served the way it should be. There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.”
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