Well How Embarrassing! Your Most Embarrassing Moment.

We all have our embarrassing moments don’t we, but I wonder who of us can claim to have had the most embarrassing moment of all…

I have had a few embarrassing moments in my life, but probably the worst that I can think of was a few years ago when my wife (now ex) went away to see the family for a week, leaving me alone in the house.

One evening I was feeling rather, well you know, as you do…

In the bedroom was a small television, one of those that had a built in VCR (yes I am talking a few years ago – if you are too young to know what a VCR is – you are too young to read this…).

Anyhow I digress…

To relieve my frustration, I dug out one of the couple of adult videos that we had bought a while before, and inserted it into the slot in the television.

Imagine my frustration (actually double frustration) when the tape refused to play, but also refused to eject.  It was stuck in the television, and nothing I did would make it come free.

Every time I tried to turn the television on, it would automatically try to play the tape, because there was one in the drive, but because it was stuck, it tried to eject it, and because it failed to do so, it would turn itself off.

Over the course of the next couple of days I tried and tried again to eject the tape.  I even took the casing off the television, but getting to the video mechanism was virtually impossible.

So in desperation I had to take the television to a small local television repair shop, tell them what the problem was, and of course I had to tell them what was stuck inside the drive.  It was after all a fairly explicit tape, and I walked away from the store red-faced, but not nearly as red-faced as when I picked it up.

Of course it took a few days for them to repair it, and the television was missing from the bedroom when my wife returned from her trip, so I had to explain what had happened.  Oh the embarrassment…

So do you have any embarrassing stories to tell?  If so, please leave a comment and share them with us.

Computer Programming Class

computer_classI had a computer programming class a while back, and sat directly across from a shy but pretty girl, with our computers were facing away from each other.

A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. That was when I reached between our computers and swapped the plugs for the keyboards.

She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face.

She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen.

The teacher tried everything, but still nothing happened.

By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced.

I started to type, “Leave me alone!

They both jumped back, silenced. “What the… ” the teacher said.

I typed, “I said leave me alone!

The girl got really upset. “I didn’t do anything to it, I swear!

It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud.

The conversation between them and the computer went on for an amazing five minutes.

Me: “Don’t touch me! That hurts!

Her: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hit your keys that hard.

Me: “Who do you think you are anyway?!”   Etc.

Finally, I couldn’t contain myself any longer and fell out of my chair laughing.

After they had realized what I had done, they both turned beet red.

Funny, I never got more than a C- in that class.