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Posts Tagged ‘drunk’

Black And Blue

January 28th, 2010 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Men Jokes, Women Jokes

A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and [...]

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Mountain Driving

March 13th, 2009 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Religious Jokes

A drunk and a preacher were driving up a mountainside in different vehicles.
The drunk was swerving from side to side; the preacher was driving straight and true.
All of a sudden, the preacher lost control and drove off the edge of a cliff.
The drunk saw the preacher going off the edge, so he stopped his car [...]

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