While making his medical rounds in a hospital in Dublin, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," the Doctor says, "this patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched". The Doctor says to one of the students, "Murphy, what would you do in a case … Continue Reading ››
"Doctor, you've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands from shaking!" "Do you drink a lot of coffee?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems." The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of … Continue Reading ››
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don't see why not," replies the doctor. "That's … Continue Reading ››
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she's been trying to get rid of. The blonde followed the doctor's advice, … Continue Reading ››
Giving an elderley man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, "Do you play hockey?" "No" said the man. "Do you play soccer?" said the doctor. "No" the man said. "Do you play any other physical sport?" asked the doctor, curious to know how what caused the bruises. "Not at all" said … Continue Reading ››