Posts Tagged ‘death’

Mourning

January 28th, 2010 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Life Jokes, Women Jokes

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die?  Why did you have to die?” [...]

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Someone Is Pleased Michael Is Gone

June 29th, 2009 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Celebrity Jokes

WITH THANKS TO IMAGESHACK.COM FOR USE OF THIS IMAGE http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5195/monkeydrummer.gif I saw this image onStumbleupon and just could not resist the joke. No offense intended to any Michael Jackson fans, friends or family.

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Michael Jackson Jokes

June 27th, 2009 by poddys | 2 Comments | Filed in Celebrity Jokes

Well Michael Jackson has departed this life at the tender age of 50, and I am sure his music will live on with his fans for many years to come, but so too will all the bizarre elements of his life, including his many plastic surgeries, change of color from dark brown to whiter than  [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Toe Tag

June 27th, 2009 by poddys | 7 Comments | Filed in Bizarre Pictures
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Heaven

February 18th, 2009 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Religious Jokes

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table.  Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. [...]

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