The only cow in a small town in Scotland stopped giving milk. After a good amount of research, the town folk found they could buy a Welsh cow quite cheaply. So they brought a cow from Wales, drove it back home to Scotland, and it was wonderful. The Welsh cow produced lots of milk every day and … Continue Reading ››
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, I have a question that has haunted me all of my days on earth…
Crazy dog growls at itself over a bone.
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink. "Glenlivet on the rocks with a … Continue Reading ››
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field. The Englishman says "Look at that fine English cow." The Irishman disagreed, saying "No, it's an Irish cow." The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. "No, … Continue Reading ››
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins … Continue Reading ››
Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets' eggs. Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took … Continue Reading ››