Two Irishmen are sightseeing in New York when they decide to call it a day and go for a drink.
They come across an up-market looking Irish pub, which has a mirrored wall along one side and flashing lights everywhere.
They sit themselves down at the bar, when one of them looks up in the direction of the mirrored wall and says to the other, “Hey Patrick, it looks like there are a couple of lads from home just like us sitting on the other side of this bar.”
“Well then Murphy,” said Patrick, “why don’t we go and over and offer them a drink.”
As Murphy gets up to go over and offer them a drink, Patrick shouts out. “Hey Murphy, sit down again. I think they’re coming over here to buy us one.”