Learning To Text Message In Middle Age

Wanting to try and get more up to date on technology, a middle-aged couple finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

Gloria, who always thought of herself as a bit of a romantic at heart, decided one day while she was out shopping that she would send her husband a text.

And so she sent him the following text message:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

Her husband Robert, who was a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back this reply:

I’m on the toilet. Please advise.

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