Wanting to try and get more up to date on technology, a middle-aged couple finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.
Gloria, who always thought of herself as a bit of a romantic at heart, decided one day while she was out shopping that she would send her husband a text.
And so she sent him the following text message:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
Her husband Robert, who was a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back this reply:
I’m on the toilet. Please advise.