There were these two Indian junkies who were down on their luck.
Both were desperate for another fix, but they had no money, and all attempts to beg, steal or borrow had left them not so high and dry.
They raided the cupboards in the house one final time, and came across some curry powder and other spices.
One said to the other, “I wonder if we could get high snorting these?”
His friend replied, “I don’t know, but I need a fix real bad. It’s worth a try”.
And so they opened a couple of packets, took a good snort, and the next thing you know they both end up in hospital.
Currently, one is in a korma, while the other is suffering from a dodgy tikka.