HILARIOUS INDIAN VIDEO
Ok, I don’t want to offend anyone, and hopefully I won’t. I stumbled
across this link while surfing tonight and thought it was just
hilarious. The music isn’t that bad – sounds like an Indian version
of a Madonna song, but it’s the subtitles that someone put up there as
to what they thing the words are that made me crack up…
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THE BONUS JOKE
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I
can get a haircut”?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,
“How long before I can get a haircut”?
The barber looked around at the shop and said, “About 3 hours.”
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How
long before I can get a haircut”?
The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and a half.”
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, “Hey, Bob, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has
to wait for a
haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.”
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, “So, where does that guy go when he leaves”?
Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
UH-OH — ADULT MATERIAL FOLLOWS — WARNING !!!!!!!
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to
see a big black bear.
The black bear said,”That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin.
I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter
So the black bear had his way with Frank.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear
and shot it dead.
Right after,there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, “That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin
and you’ve got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have
Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear
than be mauled to death.
So the grizzly had his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully
Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and
managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on is
He turned around to find a GIANT polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said,”Admit it Frank, you don’t come
here for the hunting, do you?”
UH-OH — MORE ADULT MATERIAL FOLLOWS — WARNING !!!!!!!
DOWN ON THE FARM
One evening, as they sat on Bill’s porch watching the sun go down over
the western hills, Bill spied his prize bull humping one of his cows.
He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the
omens were right for him to put the move on Mabel.
He leaned over and whispered in her ear, “Mabel, I’d sure like to do
what that bull is doing.”
Mabel leaned toward him and whispered back, “Go ahead. She’s your cow!”